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A state of laser-focused fixation on the excessive and irresponsible consumption of mangos, specifically of the "Milton" variety (see Milton Mango). To go "Full Fruitbat" is to consume two or more six-packs in one sitting whilst listening to Shannon Noll's "Unbroken" album on repeat.
"Barters was recovering nicely from his alcohol addiction until Southern Sky popped on the radio. It was at that time the big man went full fruitbat on Steve-o's stash and was last seen en route to the Alex Hills Hotel."
by alfstewart4lyf May 1, 2019
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A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.
Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.
by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021
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A reference to the popular firearm from the 16th Century, "Musketing" is the act of pouring cocaine into the urethra of one's erect penis, and then ejaculating the now enriched semen into the orifice of your lover's choosing. Similar to the way one would load a musket with gun powder on the battlefield.
Stella was no longer able to consume coke through her nose due to her deviated septum. Thankfully, she was excited to try musketing due to her affinity for semen, and the Civil War.
by alfstewart4lyf November 29, 2021
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