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false 9
A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.
false 9 by Why Do U Care What I'm Called May 17, 2020
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folse • folser • false • false advertising • False Alarm • false metal • False Hope • False dichotomy • false eyelashes • False Flag
Falsehood
*debate time*
Virgil: your mom is preposterous
Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!
Virgil: your mom is preposterous
Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!
Falsehood by Alexander Hamilton (Nonstop) April 21, 2019
Falsetivity
Falsetivity by Zie016 September 17, 2013
Follet
Origin:
Monday 25th July 2016,
Ferny Crofts Campsite,
New Forest,
Hampshire.
A follet is an unfortunate and badly timed erection, for example during an outdoor activity for everyone to see. A follet must also be followed by continous piss taking and references, otherwise it is only know as an awkaward boner.
Monday 25th July 2016,
Ferny Crofts Campsite,
New Forest,
Hampshire.
A follet is an unfortunate and badly timed erection, for example during an outdoor activity for everyone to see. A follet must also be followed by continous piss taking and references, otherwise it is only know as an awkaward boner.
Harry was embarrassed as everyone saw his raging follet, he tried to hide it but his efforts were futile, his raging follet was there for all to see.
Follet by Sam Lancashire July 29, 2016
False Start
When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.
I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?
False Start by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019
Junk Folder
When she told me she was wearing matching bra and panties I knew I was going to be filling her Junk Folder.
Junk Folder by Boozecoma December 16, 2014
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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