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A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.
Messi was a brilliant false 9 under Pep Guardiola.
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Falsehood 

*debate time*
Virgil: your mom is preposterous

Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!

Falsetivity 

Untrue, Wrong, Incorrect, Made-Up, Unfaithful, Disloyal.
Sephiroth is the debate winner since there is no falsetivity in his argument.
Falsetivity by Zie016 September 17, 2013
Origin:
Monday 25th July 2016,
Ferny Crofts Campsite,
New Forest,
Hampshire.

A follet is an unfortunate and badly timed erection, for example during an outdoor activity for everyone to see. A follet must also be followed by continous piss taking and references, otherwise it is only know as an awkaward boner.
Harry was embarrassed as everyone saw his raging follet, he tried to hide it but his efforts were futile, his raging follet was there for all to see.
Follet by Sam Lancashire July 29, 2016

False Start

When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.
I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?
False Start by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

Junk Folder 

A woman's vagina. Where men want to put their "junk".
When she told me she was wearing matching bra and panties I knew I was going to be filling her Junk Folder.
Junk Folder by Boozecoma December 16, 2014