Dwight Schute's signature reply in The Office
A reply to something not true, or reply to any fact that Dwight Schrute does not agree with.
A reply to something not true, or reply to any fact that Dwight Schrute does not agree with.
*Jim Halpert is impersonating Dwight*
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black Bear.
Dwight: That's debatable...
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black Bear.
Dwight: That's debatable...
by Starkid1111 January 24, 2011
Slang: to express a thing or person that is purposely cruel, mean and unnecessary, usually when you would not expect it/them to be.
1. Adjective: describes a person who is "false"
2. Verb: the act of "falsing" someone
1. Adjective: describes a person who is "false"
2. Verb: the act of "falsing" someone
1. "He was meant to give Tommy a place to stay last night, but he went home without him. He's so false."
"Did you see what Rick did to Micheal last night?"
"Yeah, he spat in his drink and then had sex with his girlfriend. He's the falsest chap."
"Can I get a lift with you tonight?"
"No Timmy!"
"False!!!"
2."Will you get me a bottle of JD when you're at the off-license"
"No, I've no money!"
"Ahh, you're falsin' me, chap"
"Did you see what Rick did to Micheal last night?"
"Yeah, he spat in his drink and then had sex with his girlfriend. He's the falsest chap."
"Can I get a lift with you tonight?"
"No Timmy!"
"False!!!"
2."Will you get me a bottle of JD when you're at the off-license"
"No, I've no money!"
"Ahh, you're falsin' me, chap"
by Martin Storey April 24, 2009
Metallica's St. Anger is False
Emo posers are False
Emperor are definately not False and nor is Norway.
Emo posers are False
Emperor are definately not False and nor is Norway.
by Steel Warrior July 31, 2005
1. (Verb) To smoke marijuana
2. (Verb) To loudly exclaim the word "false" at someone in order to make a fool out of them.
3. (Noun) A much harsher synonym of no, gets the point across better
2. (Verb) To loudly exclaim the word "false" at someone in order to make a fool out of them.
3. (Noun) A much harsher synonym of no, gets the point across better
1. "Dude Orth lost that bet about the snow day"
"Yeah that means he's gotta go false this weekend"
"Oh Orth"
2. "Did that guy just false me?"
"He did yell it pretty loud"
3. "I believe Orth is not going to be our next President"
"FALSE!"
"Yeah that means he's gotta go false this weekend"
"Oh Orth"
2. "Did that guy just false me?"
"He did yell it pretty loud"
3. "I believe Orth is not going to be our next President"
"FALSE!"
by m456 February 19, 2008
by T. I. T. May 04, 2008
by Blinx69 January 14, 2010
Friend 1: Dude, you need a haircut...
Friend 2: False.
(Friend 2 Indicates no haircut is needed.)
Friend 1: Hey buddy, we should go to the movies.
Friend 2: False.
(Friend 2 Indicates no movies will be attended.)
Friend 2: False.
(Friend 2 Indicates no haircut is needed.)
Friend 1: Hey buddy, we should go to the movies.
Friend 2: False.
(Friend 2 Indicates no movies will be attended.)
by M.H.Y. July 25, 2009