flopjob
flopjob by John Allaway November 25, 2006
Words you can keep
Flowjob
Things got weird when she used her feet to hold my dick steady while she gave me a blowjob. Kind of a foot job/ blowjob. A flowjob!
Flowjob by Let it Raine October 15, 2020
Related Words
flop job • flobjob • flipjob • flapjob • flobjobber • flogjob • flopgoblin • flophobia • flopjock • flow job
flobjobber
flobjobber by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009
flogjob
when your ballsack is so saggy that when you sit on the toilet your balls bob above the water like little booeys and when you go to flush they get sucked down and you're stuck.
flogjob by missbitch;] January 7, 2010
Flobjob
Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.
Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs
Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs
Flobjob by D-O Double May 3, 2011
flopgoblin
When tits are so large and floppy and therefore unmanageable; it is like corralling unruly goblins underneath your shirt. Flopgoblins usually reside in F to G sized cups.
Damn those flopgoblins are so old I bet she started failing the pencil test at least 100 years ago.
She better stop running or else those flopgoblins are gonna give her a bloody nose.
She better stop running or else those flopgoblins are gonna give her a bloody nose.
flopgoblin by wormwood@efnet January 11, 2008
flophobia
an infamous stan twitter tiktoker who speaks out the facts and never let thr other flops flop them down. flophobia is close to a permanent ban from tiktok.
flophobia by supercalifragilisticexpily February 20, 2022
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!