flipjob

Noun: A somewhat vague term, but usually something a person has done unexpectedly when in a moment of inspiration or some form of epiphany. It can also be something a person does to trick or deceive someone. It can either be positive, negative, or just unexpected and/or ironic.

A flipjob is when you realize you have forgotten to pay child support and promptly leave work to drop off the check and end up getting fired. It is pulling a 180 on a busy street because you realize you're truly in love with a woman. A flipjob can also simply be when your mind jumps to a random thought and is captivated by that instead of anything important. Also, may be a reference to "flipping someone the bird" when they didn't think you had the balls to do so, or possibly even rolling a cigarette of some type.

flipjob by Ted McAdams and "Young" Belly Bellington April 2, 2006

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Flip Job

A woman so unattractive that when a man is having sex with her, he can no longer stay erect unless doing her from behind.

We were watching The Heat, one of my buddy's asked me if I would ever do Melissa McCarthy? I said that I could do it, but it would need to be a flip job.

Flip Job by Rye guy in the fly high November 25, 2014

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flipjob • flapjob • flipjoint

flopjob

a homosexual, derogatory term for fag, used in the Sopranos, also known as finook

Vito was a fucking flopjob!

flopjob by John Allaway November 25, 2006

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flapjob

When a previously obese person who has recently lost a lot of weight rubs you off with the loose, hanging skin that results from rapid weight loss.

That chick from the biggest loser could probably give one hell of a flapjob!

flapjob by CloppinTime February 5, 2014

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flipjoint

A broke cannabis smoker who is that broke they can’t afford to buy cannabis and tobacco at the same time so they buy cannabis and use tobacco from a “flipped” cigarette.

Broke stoner: “Hey brotha! Can I pinch some tobacco so I can roll a joint?”

Friendly rich dude: “C’mon Flipjoint, I will buy you a pouch”

flipjoint by DaddyFab January 28, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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