flapjob

When a previously obese person who has recently lost a lot of weight rubs you off with the loose, hanging skin that results from rapid weight loss.

That chick from the biggest loser could probably give one hell of a flapjob!

by CloppinTime February 5, 2014

flapcob

A flaccid mancob, typically in motion.

Yo! Watch your flapcob! You almost took my wife's eye out!

by Pogchoo September 18, 2003

flapjowler

A person who never stops talking absolute shit

That Morag is a right flapjowler, I wish she would shut the fuck up!

by visciousvegetables June 2, 2007

flabjob

sexually arousing a man using rolls of fat usually by a large woman

oh tina you are the queen of flabjobs

by Gordooooooo October 7, 2006

Flatjob

Like a footjob, but using flats. The act of rubbing your feet on a penis while wearing flats, preferably to the point of causing an orgasm.

Man, Marie had on the cutest flats last night, and gave me a awesome flatjob!

by turionss June 18, 2014

flopjob

a homosexual, derogatory term for fag, used in the Sopranos, also known as finook

Vito was a fucking flopjob!

by John Allaway November 25, 2006

flipjob

Noun: A somewhat vague term, but usually something a person has done unexpectedly when in a moment of inspiration or some form of epiphany. It can also be something a person does to trick or deceive someone. It can either be positive, negative, or just unexpected and/or ironic.

A flipjob is when you realize you have forgotten to pay child support and promptly leave work to drop off the check and end up getting fired. It is pulling a 180 on a busy street because you realize you're truly in love with a woman. A flipjob can also simply be when your mind jumps to a random thought and is captivated by that instead of anything important. Also, may be a reference to "flipping someone the bird" when they didn't think you had the balls to do so, or possibly even rolling a cigarette of some type.

by Ted McAdams and "Young" Belly Bellington April 2, 2006