flogjob

Name: flogjob Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

when your ballsack is so saggy that when you sit on the toilet your balls bob above the water like little booeys and when you go to flush they get sucked down and you're stuck.

"Holy shit man, i just got flogjobbed!"

flogjob by missbitch;] January 7, 2010

Words you can keep

Flowjob

When a girl holds your dick with her feet while giving you a blowjob.

Things got weird when she used her feet to hold my dick steady while she gave me a blowjob. Kind of a foot job/ blowjob. A flowjob!

Flowjob by Let it Raine October 15, 2020

Related Words

flogjob • flobjob • flobjobber • flognobble • flow job • flo job • flop job • Frog Job • Flag Job • Floe job

flobjobber

Term for an either partially or fully flaccid penis after being removed from a wet vagina.

My penis has turned into a Flobjobber.

flobjobber by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

Flobjob

A task that can only performed while high on stoli and coke

Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.

Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs

Flobjob by D-O Double May 3, 2011

Flowjob

When a girl uses her feet to hold your dick steady while she gives you a blowjob.

Things got a bit weird when she wrapped her feet around my dick and started giving me a blowjob. Kinda like a foot job/ blowjob. A flowjob!

Flowjob by Let it Raine October 15, 2020

flobjob

When two pieces of flounder are used to perform a handjob.

Tina the fish-lady gave me a flobjob after the bar.

flobjob by Dolemite Pimpalicious January 7, 2008

Frogjob

A loose griped clammy hand job preformed by an inexperienced person.

How'd that bird go in bed? Terible all I got was a frogjob

Frogjob by Acê December 5, 2014

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026