flopgoblin

When tits are so large and floppy and therefore unmanageable; it is like corralling unruly goblins underneath your shirt. Flopgoblins usually reside in F to G sized cups.

Damn those flopgoblins are so old I bet she started failing the pencil test at least 100 years ago.

She better stop running or else those flopgoblins are gonna give her a bloody nose.

flopgoblin by wormwood@efnet January 11, 2008

Get merch

Get the flopgoblin mug.

See more merch

FORGOBLINSAKE

FORGOBLINSAKE Is the verbal/written memorable cause/effect. Anything may/might have been TOO affecting.

FORGOBLINSAKE! Don't EVER say that word again - even as a joke!

FORGOBLINSAKE by FABARM October 23, 2018

Get merch

Related Words

flopgoblin • fobgoblin • FORGOBLINSAKE

fobgoblin

any female soldier or female contractor deployed to a combat zone that you have sex with due to the fact that you are deployed but would normaly never touch due to the fact that she is nasty but available.

Damm I'm so horny i think I'm gonna break down and fuck the fobgoblin

fobgoblin by reservoirdogg26 May 25, 2009

Get merch

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

Get merch

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

Get merch

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

Get merch

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

Get merch