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A task that can only performed while high on stoli and coke

Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.

Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs

Flobjob by D-O Double May 3, 2011

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flobjob

When two pieces of flounder are used to perform a handjob.

Tina the fish-lady gave me a flobjob after the bar.

flobjob by Dolemite Pimpalicious January 7, 2008

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flobjob

A messed up sex fetish where a flounder is used to give you a hand job.

Adan: Hey Mason, come look at this, it's called a flobjob!
Mason: Dude what the fuck!

flobjob by fidelisk July 21, 2011

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Flowjob

When a girl holds your dick with her feet while giving you a blowjob.

Things got weird when she used her feet to hold my dick steady while she gave me a blowjob. Kind of a foot job/ blowjob. A flowjob!

Flowjob by Let it Raine October 15, 2020

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Flobobo

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flobobo

P1: hey wanna have-
P2: FLOBOBO

Flobobo by Lukasucksatdefinitions April 29, 2020

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flobdobber

Extremely large and saggy breasts. Sometimes a flobdobber can posess a discustingly large nipple and areola.

Me: Damn Hamilton did you see that bitches tits? Those are so gross but I can't quit staring at them!

Hamilton: Hell ya man, those are definately some saggy-ass flobdobbers!

flobdobber by Smooth Talker July 9, 2006

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flobjobber

Term for an either partially or fully flaccid penis after being removed from a wet vagina.

My penis has turned into a Flobjobber.

flobjobber by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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