Flobjob

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A task that can only performed while high on stoli and coke

Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.

Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs

Flobjob by D-O Double May 3, 2011

Words you can keep

flobjob

When two pieces of flounder are used to perform a handjob.

Tina the fish-lady gave me a flobjob after the bar.

flobjob by Dolemite Pimpalicious January 7, 2008

Related Words

flobjob • flobjobber • flabjob • Flobobo • flobdobber • flobgobble • flobnobber • Flobobative • flobtobby • flogjob

flobjob

A messed up sex fetish where a flounder is used to give you a hand job.

Adan: Hey Mason, come look at this, it's called a flobjob!
Mason: Dude what the fuck!

flobjob by fidelisk July 21, 2011

Flowjob

When a girl holds your dick with her feet while giving you a blowjob.

Things got weird when she used her feet to hold my dick steady while she gave me a blowjob. Kind of a foot job/ blowjob. A flowjob!

Flowjob by Let it Raine October 15, 2020

Flobobo

just

flobobo

P1: hey wanna have-
P2: FLOBOBO

Flobobo by Lukasucksatdefinitions April 29, 2020

flobdobber

Extremely large and saggy breasts. Sometimes a flobdobber can posess a discustingly large nipple and areola.

Me: Damn Hamilton did you see that bitches tits? Those are so gross but I can't quit staring at them!

Hamilton: Hell ya man, those are definately some saggy-ass flobdobbers!

flobdobber by Smooth Talker July 9, 2006

flobjobber

Term for an either partially or fully flaccid penis after being removed from a wet vagina.

My penis has turned into a Flobjobber.

flobjobber by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026