Definitions by wormwood@efnet

flopgoblin 

When tits are so large and floppy and therefore unmanageable; it is like corralling unruly goblins underneath your shirt. Flopgoblins usually reside in F to G sized cups.

Damn those flopgoblins are so old I bet she started failing the pencil test at least 100 years ago.

She better stop running or else those flopgoblins are gonna give her a bloody nose.

flopgoblin by wormwood@efnet January 11, 2008

ninjashot 

The art of shooting pictures that require ninja like skills to obtain. This art originated in Japan usually in bathrooms. The secret shooting community is on a webpage by the same name.

<hexphile> Did you see those ninjashots on wormwood's phone?
<sloth> no, were they lulz?

ninjashot by wormwood@efnet January 11, 2008

wet rodger 

The act of pissing into a gaping anus after having anal sex or rodgering it.

"She was so drunk she let me DP her with this flashlight and then give her a wet rodger after we were done!"

<reciever> did you just pee in my butt?
<giver> roger, wet rodger.

wet rodger by wormwood@efnet January 11, 2008

skemp 

A contraction of the words super kind hemp. Mainly used as a verb and adverb.

Let's get skempy. Naw man, I'm already skemped out from that last bong hit.

skemp by wormwood@efnet December 19, 2005

Assmilk 

Milk that is poured into someones ass and then drank through a straw inserted into said persons anus. This usually requires a funnel and some helpers.

assmilk.avi gives a whole new meaning to milkshakes!

Assmilk by wormwood@efnet November 29, 2004