flopjock
That guy who goes all-in on something they think is cool, trendy, or impressive, but it completely flops in the most embarrassing way possible.
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flopcock
1) Any time a penis is particularly floppy, such as a few minutes after a good shag session.
2) A lazy person, especially someone who's always on the couch.
3) A pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.
2) A lazy person, especially someone who's always on the couch.
3) A pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.
1)Man, I just shagged Sarah hard for almost two hours, Ive got the worst flopcock Ive ever seen.
2)Ian wont even got off the couch to take a shit, what a flop-cock.
3)Man, those new springs I put in the truck are WAY better, especially after riding around on those old flop-cocks for three years.
2)Ian wont even got off the couch to take a shit, what a flop-cock.
3)Man, those new springs I put in the truck are WAY better, especially after riding around on those old flop-cocks for three years.
flopcock by The Coondog October 20, 2006
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Flopjacking
John is way too drunk tonight, no way is he closing with Mary. He'll probably end up going home alone and flopjacking.
Flopjacking by ValiantDonut738 October 23, 2017
Floplock
Is when a person walking behind you gives you a "flat-tire" while your wearing flip-flops , while with a true "Floplock" it could be assumed that both parties could be wearing flip-flops ,it can be construed that the phenomenon could still be happen while the following person was wearing any type of foot wear due to the fact that the lead person stumbles.
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Flopcock by jegberjgnejg June 1, 2022
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