Flobjob

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A task that can only performed while high on stoli and coke

Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.

Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs

Flobjob by D-O Double May 3, 2011

Words you can keep

flobjob

When two pieces of flounder are used to perform a handjob.

Tina the fish-lady gave me a flobjob after the bar.

flobjob by Dolemite Pimpalicious January 7, 2008

Related Words

flobjob • flobjobber • flabjob • Flobobo • flobdobber • flobgobble • flobnobber • Flobobative • flobtobby • flogjob

flobjob

A messed up sex fetish where a flounder is used to give you a hand job.

Adan: Hey Mason, come look at this, it's called a flobjob!
Mason: Dude what the fuck!

flobjob by fidelisk July 21, 2011

Flowjob

When a girl holds your dick with her feet while giving you a blowjob.

Things got weird when she used her feet to hold my dick steady while she gave me a blowjob. Kind of a foot job/ blowjob. A flowjob!

Flowjob by Let it Raine October 15, 2020

Flobobo

just

flobobo

P1: hey wanna have-
P2: FLOBOBO

Flobobo by Lukasucksatdefinitions April 29, 2020

flobdobber

Extremely large and saggy breasts. Sometimes a flobdobber can posess a discustingly large nipple and areola.

Me: Damn Hamilton did you see that bitches tits? Those are so gross but I can't quit staring at them!

Hamilton: Hell ya man, those are definately some saggy-ass flobdobbers!

flobdobber by Smooth Talker July 9, 2006

flobjobber

Term for an either partially or fully flaccid penis after being removed from a wet vagina.

My penis has turned into a Flobjobber.

flobjobber by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026