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A task that can only performed while high on stoli and coke
Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.

Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs
Flobjob by D-O Double May 3, 2011
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When two pieces of flounder are used to perform a handjob.
Tina the fish-lady gave me a flobjob after the bar.
flobjob by Dolemite Pimpalicious January 7, 2008
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A messed up sex fetish where a flounder is used to give you a hand job.
Adan: Hey Mason, come look at this, it's called a flobjob!
Mason: Dude what the fuck!
flobjob by fidelisk July 21, 2011
When a girl holds your dick with her feet while giving you a blowjob.
Things got weird when she used her feet to hold my dick steady while she gave me a blowjob. Kind of a foot job/ blowjob. A flowjob!
Flowjob by Let it Raine October 15, 2020
just

flobobo
P1: hey wanna have-
P2: FLOBOBO

flobdobber 

Extremely large and saggy breasts. Sometimes a flobdobber can posess a discustingly large nipple and areola.
Me: Damn Hamilton did you see that bitches tits? Those are so gross but I can't quit staring at them!

Hamilton: Hell ya man, those are definately some saggy-ass flobdobbers!
flobdobber by Smooth Talker July 9, 2006

flobjobber

Term for an either partially or fully flaccid penis after being removed from a wet vagina.
My penis has turned into a Flobjobber.
flobjobber by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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