Flint Lockedwood

When your girl gets lockjaw while giving you oral sex in the middle of watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs one or two.

I tried to pull away but had flint Lockedwood.

Flint Lockedwood by Stubbyslimer April 9, 2026

Bostonian Flintlock 

When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”

I pulled a Bostonian Flintlock on that chick and now I’m pissed because I don’t have anymore dip!

Bostonian Flintlock by Stephen Roche November 7, 2017

Kentucky flintlock 

Similar to a muzzleloader; place your chewing tobacco on your partners asshole then pack it in using your dick. Then quickly light the hairs on their asshole on fire and watch them shoot across the bed faster than a speeding bullet.

Last night I tried to do a change up to the ol’ muzzleloader and tried the Kentucky flintlock. Learned the smell of burned ass hair is a turn off for her.

Kentucky flintlock by BigToeMo December 12, 2020

flintlock pistol 

n: motherloving tool

I challenge ye to a duel at sundown with flintlock pistol.

flintlock pistol by bringbackthemotherflippin'duel May 11, 2020

Flirtlocker

where you penis is stuck in a locker and you enjoy it... a little.

(s) " Hey man I have a flirtlocker going on"

(b) "Awww man, I kind of like those"

Flirtlocker by kalari May 21, 2011

Flintlock Fingers 

“The act of fingering a woman aggressively till climax whilst one’s hands are covered in gunpowder.”

“After spending all day at the gun range, I came home and gave my ole lady the Flintlock Fingers.”

Flintlock Fingers by Mr_Rogers June 19, 2023

Pirates Flintlock 

The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.

Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.

Pirates Flintlock by Slimy Slitter August 2, 2016