Flirtlocker

where you penis is stuck in a locker and you enjoy it... a little.

(s) " Hey man I have a flirtlocker going on"

(b) "Awww man, I kind of like those"

Flirtlocker by kalari May 21, 2011

fartlocker 

1. Rear-end, tuchus, rump, ass (especially of a woman).

Did you check out the fartlocker on that bitch?

fartlocker by Miles January 19, 2005

the fartlocker

any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.

"Yo Tom if you keep cutting the cheese over there man you'll be making a trip to the fartlocker."

the fartlocker by sphillips609 March 8, 2010