2 definitions by Slimy Slitter
The fragrant aroma that an obese unwashed woman leaves behind in the toilet bowl after having a piss. A mixture of Vagina and Ass.
I followed Sophie into the toilet at 4 O'clock this morning after she had had a piss. The dirty bitch left a bad smell of Vass in there. She needs to wash her front bum more often.
by Slimy Slitter December 5, 2016
The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.
Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.
by Slimy Slitter March 10, 2016