firtling 

The act of making love to a hole cut out of a picture or photograph.

Marc eagerly snipped away a hole in the mouth of the picture of J-Lo. His firtling pleasure only a few snips away.

firtling by Matt Whalley August 27, 2003

Firthing 

Firthing is the act of hanging around the object of your affections looking intense but never actually telling them how you feel. The term is named for Colin Firth who played Mr. Darcy in a film adaption of Pride and Prejudice and spent a lot of time "firthing."

Rather than just tell her crush how she felt, Rebecca chose instead to spend the entire party firthing in his general vicinity.

Firthing by m1thrand1r August 27, 2013

fartling 

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

fartling by Mr.Savage July 2, 2005

furtling

The use of ones hands to simulate or create the impression of anatomical features in a postcard or photograph. This practice was more commonly for entertainment purposes rather than overt sexual gratification.

In an era before radio and television, Furtling was a somewhat common parlor phenomenon in the Victorian era.

furtling by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Fistlings 

Tiny particles of mucous, blood, epithelial cells, and / or residue pieces that are expelled during an extended fisting session.

After being double-fisted in her rectum and vagina for over 45-minutes, grandma's fistlings were all over the shag carpet.

Fistlings by PJChappy April 15, 2009

furtling

The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.

I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.

furtling by Stan B. July 25, 2006

Fartling 

- Noun

1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.

2. A worthless human being.

Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"

Fartling by Charlemagne1993 March 5, 2016