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Fisting Station 

A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices
I spent my birthday at the fisting station, men lined up to ream me out
Fisting Station by FuriousFist April 4, 2017

Joke Fisting

In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.
Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"

"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."
Joke Fisting by Box Doctor January 10, 2015

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.
Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

Fly Fisting 

Using a motion similar to a fly Fisher when Fisting someone.
Wonda Wonderpig was the great queen of fly Fisting!
Fly Fisting by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

Tactical Fisting 

The act of fisting oneself in order to prepare one's vagina for childbirth.
Person 1: "That bitch is so loose I bet her kids would just fall out."
Person 2: "I'd rather that than the pain of childbirth!"
Person 3: "You should be doing a few tactical fisting sessions then, it will make the whole process much more pleasant."
Tactical Fisting by pornhelps September 6, 2011

fiblings 

Two siblings that make love to each other.
Did you hear about jon and javy? They've secretly been having sex... They're ferfin fiblings!
fiblings by jeebroo duh hebrew March 22, 2013