fartling

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

by Mr.Savage June 23, 2005

Fartle

Past tense: fartled

When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.

Person One:

Person Two:

Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you

by Dragon Pussy November 10, 2018

Fartled

When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.

The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.

by Rorplup February 3, 2017

fartle

When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.

I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.

by Lauren McCormack January 26, 2006

Fartled

Being startled so suddenly that one farts.

Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.

by lavibot February 18, 2014

fartled

to be startled by a loud fart

My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.

by KRF99 March 18, 2008

fartle

to startle unwary persons with a fart

my dog was asleep nearby, I did a loud fart, he woke up, sniffed the air and ran away fartled

by uknowidid March 12, 2010