A modern-day warrior woman of the Amazonian mold. A real-life Wonder Woman, if Wonder Woman were a whole lot more jacked and physically intimidating, blithely wilful and outgoing, and dissolute and licentious. Jenna is essentially law unto herself; a force of nature who speaks her mind, does who and what she pleases, and whom nobody can exert the least amount of control over.
Jenna is a gladiatorial individual who slays at everything she turns her hand to in life. Her dependency (?) on drinking and heroin (amongst other things which she slams daily) presents no barriers to her succeeding in her high-powered line of work, and nor has it had any apparent impact on her physique, which is Olympian tending towards the Schwarzenegger-y. She brushes off quantities and mixtures of drugs that would kill any common mortal and thinks nothing of raving intensely for weeks on end before abruptly returning to work early on a Monday. She is openly disdainful of 'weak' individuals such as Bear Grylls and Johnny Sins and, to satiate her needs, which are ample, goes through ('uses') batches of such people ('objects') on a weekly basis in a process that invariably leaves these people crushed and broken (and often also, somewhat unaccountably in the case of biological males, pregnant).
Consider yourself warned: where Jenna goes, destruction, despair and pregnancies- both male and female- follow.
Jenna is a gladiatorial individual who slays at everything she turns her hand to in life. Her dependency (?) on drinking and heroin (amongst other things which she slams daily) presents no barriers to her succeeding in her high-powered line of work, and nor has it had any apparent impact on her physique, which is Olympian tending towards the Schwarzenegger-y. She brushes off quantities and mixtures of drugs that would kill any common mortal and thinks nothing of raving intensely for weeks on end before abruptly returning to work early on a Monday. She is openly disdainful of 'weak' individuals such as Bear Grylls and Johnny Sins and, to satiate her needs, which are ample, goes through ('uses') batches of such people ('objects') on a weekly basis in a process that invariably leaves these people crushed and broken (and often also, somewhat unaccountably in the case of biological males, pregnant).
Consider yourself warned: where Jenna goes, destruction, despair and pregnancies- both male and female- follow.
1.
Jenna: <Forcefully slams shot-glass down> NOW, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE AT THIS BAR WHO THINKS THEY'RE MAN ENOUGH THAT THEY CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE?
Entire bar: <Collectively groaning/whimpering> ... Please don't hurt any of us
2.
A: Barely recognised our boy Floyd Mayweather just before. Did he somehow age thirty years and become pregnant in the last week?!
B: He had a run-in with Jenna I'm afraid. Poor bastard
A: Sweet mother of God
Jenna: <Forcefully slams shot-glass down> NOW, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE AT THIS BAR WHO THINKS THEY'RE MAN ENOUGH THAT THEY CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE?
Entire bar: <Collectively groaning/whimpering> ... Please don't hurt any of us
2.
A: Barely recognised our boy Floyd Mayweather just before. Did he somehow age thirty years and become pregnant in the last week?!
B: He had a run-in with Jenna I'm afraid. Poor bastard
A: Sweet mother of God
by Charlemagne1993 August 21, 2020
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A pompous windy bore who pretends to have inspiration or spiritual insight.
{ "Aeol-" (perh. from L. "aer-" Air) + "-ist" }
A pompous windy bore who pretends to have inspiration or spiritual insight.
{ "Aeol-" (perh. from L. "aer-" Air) + "-ist" }
by Charlemagne1993 March 05, 2016
Get the Aeolist mug.The state or period of being bearded/having a beard.
The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
He who has not reached beardhood cannot call himself a man
Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation
Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation
Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
by Charlemagne1993 August 02, 2016
Get the Beardhood mug.- Noun (pl. Perthians) (Less commonly, Perthite)
A native or inhabitant of Perth, Western Australia.
Inaccurately perceived by foreigners as being a progressive and trendy individual (their city, incidentally, consistently ranks amongst the world's most livable), The Perthian is (more correctly) stereotyped by other Australians as unsophisticated and bogan, to a level almost on par with that of the average Queenslander.
- Adjective
Of, or relating to Perth (Western Australia).
A native or inhabitant of Perth, Western Australia.
Inaccurately perceived by foreigners as being a progressive and trendy individual (their city, incidentally, consistently ranks amongst the world's most livable), The Perthian is (more correctly) stereotyped by other Australians as unsophisticated and bogan, to a level almost on par with that of the average Queenslander.
- Adjective
Of, or relating to Perth (Western Australia).
1.
Perthian: "I may not be able to read and write, but I'm a Perthian, and proud of it!"
Non-Perthian Australian: "... But being a Perthian's not something to be proud of..."
Non-Perthian Australian 2: "... And what happened to your cultural cringe, are you guys even Australian or what?"
<Non-Perthians share an uneasy look>
2.
Non-Perthian Australian 1: "Mate, get a load of all the ugg boots, flannel shirts and young teenage mums pushing prams"
Non-Perthian Australian 2: "Indeed, one could say the atmosphere here is very… Perthian…"
<Both snigger>
Perthian: "I may not be able to read and write, but I'm a Perthian, and proud of it!"
Non-Perthian Australian: "... But being a Perthian's not something to be proud of..."
Non-Perthian Australian 2: "... And what happened to your cultural cringe, are you guys even Australian or what?"
<Non-Perthians share an uneasy look>
2.
Non-Perthian Australian 1: "Mate, get a load of all the ugg boots, flannel shirts and young teenage mums pushing prams"
Non-Perthian Australian 2: "Indeed, one could say the atmosphere here is very… Perthian…"
<Both snigger>
by Charlemagne1993 April 26, 2014
Get the Perthian mug.Our mother in her old age would often bombinate contentedly to herself as she pottered about her cottage
Michael quickly alienated himself from the other kids at his new school with his distinctive but disquieting tendency to bombinate aggressively in strangers' ears
Michael quickly alienated himself from the other kids at his new school with his distinctive but disquieting tendency to bombinate aggressively in strangers' ears
by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017
Get the Bombinate mug.1. Variant of spiffy; "well dressed", "excellent".
2. (Australian slang) Spifflicated; sloshed; wankered; plastered; maggot; destroyed.
2. (Australian slang) Spifflicated; sloshed; wankered; plastered; maggot; destroyed.
Paul Weller as the world's best dressed rockstar, for all of my money. The man's spiffo AF.
Oi which of you faggots are keen to get fully spiffo with me before the clubs tonight?!
Oi which of you faggots are keen to get fully spiffo with me before the clubs tonight?!
by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016
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The state or condition of lacking fucks; of not giving a fuck.
{ "Sine-" (L. "without, lack") + "fuck" + "-ency" }
The state or condition of lacking fucks; of not giving a fuck.
{ "Sine-" (L. "without, lack") + "fuck" + "-ency" }
1.
Charles couldn't bring himself to finish his taxation law assignment as he was suffering from an acute case of late-semester sinefuckency
2.
Bloke 1: That bloke couldn't have appeared less interested in doing his job properly if he'd tried!
Bloke 2: Agreed, the sinefuckency was strong with that one!
Charles couldn't bring himself to finish his taxation law assignment as he was suffering from an acute case of late-semester sinefuckency
2.
Bloke 1: That bloke couldn't have appeared less interested in doing his job properly if he'd tried!
Bloke 2: Agreed, the sinefuckency was strong with that one!
by Charlemagne1993 July 09, 2015
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