Skip to main content

Charlemagne1993's definitions

Semiwhelmed

- Adjective

The state of being moderately emotionally affected by something; of being somewhere between underwhelmed and overwhelmed emotionally.

Often used in situations where the emotional effect of a circumstance is tempered by its foreseeability or inevitability.
Residents in the council estate building who shared a floor with Jenna were semiwhelmed to finally learn that their neighbour had, to fatal results, mixed copious quantities of alcohol with various of her prescription medications

As Michael was semiwhelmed to eventually apprehend, none of the other people at the Work for the Dole centre were at all interested in catching up with him after work, or indeed ever
by Charlemagne1993 July 2, 2020
mugGet the Semiwhelmedmug.

Sinefuckency

- Noun {sin-i-fuhk-n-see}

The state or condition of lacking fucks; of not giving a fuck.

{ "Sine-" (L. "without, lack") + "fuck" + "-ency" }
1.
Charles couldn't bring himself to finish his taxation law assignment as he was suffering from an acute case of late-semester sinefuckency

2.
Bloke 1: That bloke couldn't have appeared less interested in doing his job properly if he'd tried!
Bloke 2: Agreed, the sinefuckency was strong with that one!
by Charlemagne1993 July 9, 2015
mugGet the Sinefuckencymug.

Faeciform

Having the same form as a turd or lump of excrement; stool-shaped.
The faeciform appearance of the chocolate bar floating in the public pool did much to offend the swimmers, even after their immediate fears relating to its precise nature had been allayed

Excluding his cherished refrigerator box, and some sheets of old newspaper, the few other things Michael seems to count as his 'possessions' are all thoroughly faeciform in appearance for a very simple and sobering reason

Tom did not in general cut an altogether pleasant figure, whether in terms of appearance or personality. Charitable individuals upon being confronted with the individual were apt to liken his features to a faeciform sack of potatoes
by Charlemagne1993 July 16, 2020
mugGet the Faeciformmug.

Beanland

1. Mythical island abundantly overflowing with bean plants and beans.

2. An ideal place or state; paradise; utopia. (Cf. Arcadia, Elysium)
"Beanland: Most blessed and splendiferous realm, bountifully over-endowed with bean plants of every size, shape and variety imaginable. Fields have no need of the plough, and all cultivation of beans by what few happy individuals live there is wholly inessential, as nature provides more than enough for their needs. Grass is utterly absent on account of all the bean plants, and habitants there live a hundred years or more"

Being a motor and railway enthusiast, Winston was practically in Beanland at the sight of all the old automobiles and steam engines in the museum
by Charlemagne1993 December 29, 2016
mugGet the Beanlandmug.

Vellichor

- Noun

The strange wistfulness of a second-hand bookshop.
Walking past my local bookstore I am always filled with a recondite sense of vellichor

Vellichor gripped her as she crossed the worn wooden threshold of the old bookshop
by Charlemagne1993 September 15, 2017
mugGet the Vellichormug.

Westralia

Common contraction of Western Australia, an Australian state. (See also: greatest Australian state.)

Also what Western Australia would be called if it seceded from the (markedly less-awesome) eastern states.
1.
"Westralia- quite possibly the greatest of all Australian states! Certainly a damn sight better than Tasmania, and at least it's not Queensland!"

2.
Westralian secessionist: "Secede, fellow Westralians! Recognition of the 1933 referendum's result! Off with the yoke of federal government oppression! No more being held to ransom by over-taxing dickheads in the East! Westralia for Westralians!"
Normal Westralian: "… Literally no one with a brain thinks an independent Westralia could be a good idea, you sound like a bloody Confederate flag-waving redneck from the US!"
by Charlemagne1993 August 26, 2016
mugGet the Westraliamug.

Beanmaster

1. The Supreme Master of Beans.

2. (In science fiction) A member of the fifth caste of the Beanoid species, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beanmasters form a ruling elite over the other castes that make up the bulk of the Beanoid population and their directions shape and steer the course the Beanoid Empire takes in its dealings with other sentient species.
All hail Beanmaster Charles- Supreme Master of The Beans!

"… And so it came to pass in the 5,988th year of the Galactic Era that the Beanmasters united the quarreling factions of the Beanoids, and set them on the path to forging what would in time become the formidable Beanoid Empire: the Federation's direst foe."
~Extract from The Official History of the Bean Wars: Volume I
by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017
mugGet the Beanmastermug.

Share this definition