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Thanatotic

- Adjective

Of or pertaining to Thanatos, the ancient Greek personification of death. Deathly; macabre; grim.
1.
Breath bated, senses alert for the merest suggestion that there might be anything lurking beyond, we cautiously nudged open the door and slowly made our way out into the musty thanatotic chamber

2.

Finally, with a loud, terrible laugh to the dungeon ceiling, Charles, rusty old shears clenched intently in his sinewy, bloodied hands, a thanatotic glint in his eye, got up heavily from the corpse that had been Michael and, turning, began making his leering, limping way over to where Jason lay resignedly shackled. Jason could only hope that his end would be swift
by Charlemagne1993 November 17, 2019
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Ignorance

A collective noun for a group of Trump supporters.

Interchangeable terms include swarm, destruction, and scourge.
Many within the ignorance that voted for Trump have woken up to the fact they acted against absolutely everybody's interests- not least their own- by voting for him as president. Too late however for the world to be spared the problems his presidency will necessarily bring with it

With much the appearance of an enormous angry pink pustule, and a collective IQ only rivalling that of one, an ignorance of Trumpkins coagulated outside the government building protesting the proposed tightening of the state's gun laws
by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017
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Scativorous

- Adjective

Adapted to feeding on shit; shit-eating; scatophagous.

Habitually feeding on dung or excrement, whether literally or figuratively.
Two years on from accepting Michael as his patient and Jason was still no closer to establishing whether his patient's scativorous tendencies stemmed from a genuine preference for eating excrement, or a deep-seated desire simply to revolt others as much as possible. Jason was beginning to suspect that they stemmed from some combination of both

Although she was technically vegetarian, so singularly poor were Jenna's tastes when it came to what she ate that many of her associates half-seriously took to describing her as scativorous
by Charlemagne1993 July 2, 2020
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Beanoid

- Adjective

Having bean characteristics or form; resembling a bean.

- Noun

1. Anything that resembles or evokes comparisons with a bean.

2. (In science fiction) Any individual of the race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings.
I say, what a beanoid appearance that fellow has!

Much to his annoyance, Tom's short ungainly stature meant he was often termed a beanoid by his friends and associates

Beanoid frigate inbound! Action stations men, gunners to the starboard turrets!
by Charlemagne1993 February 27, 2017
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Vellichor

- Noun

The strange wistfulness of a second-hand bookshop.
Walking past my local bookstore I am always filled with a recondite sense of vellichor

Vellichor gripped her as she crossed the worn wooden threshold of the old bookshop
by Charlemagne1993 September 15, 2017
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Beanmaster

1. The Supreme Master of Beans.

2. (In science fiction) A member of the fifth caste of the Beanoid species, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beanmasters form a ruling elite over the other castes that make up the bulk of the Beanoid population and their directions shape and steer the course the Beanoid Empire takes in its dealings with other sentient species.
All hail Beanmaster Charles- Supreme Master of The Beans!

"… And so it came to pass in the 5,988th year of the Galactic Era that the Beanmasters united the quarreling factions of the Beanoids, and set them on the path to forging what would in time become the formidable Beanoid Empire: the Federation's direst foe."
~Extract from The Official History of the Bean Wars: Volume I
by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017
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Westralia

Common contraction of Western Australia, an Australian state. (See also: greatest Australian state.)

Also what Western Australia would be called if it seceded from the (markedly less-awesome) eastern states.
1.
"Westralia- quite possibly the greatest of all Australian states! Certainly a damn sight better than Tasmania, and at least it's not Queensland!"

2.
Westralian secessionist: "Secede, fellow Westralians! Recognition of the 1933 referendum's result! Off with the yoke of federal government oppression! No more being held to ransom by over-taxing dickheads in the East! Westralia for Westralians!"
Normal Westralian: "… Literally no one with a brain thinks an independent Westralia could be a good idea, you sound like a bloody Confederate flag-waving redneck from the US!"
by Charlemagne1993 August 26, 2016
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