14 definitions by Stan B.

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.
The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.
by Stan B. September 1, 2003
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Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.
I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.
by Stan B. September 1, 2003
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Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way.
Don't be such a vadge!
by Stan B. January 16, 2003
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Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.
I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.
by Stan B. January 16, 2003
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Also a verb used to describe when a woman exposes her bare breasts in public.
I watched the college girls dime the camera on Girls Gone Wild.
by Stan B. January 16, 2003
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Mooning someone while pushing your genitalia backwards toward your butt crack. Similar to a fruit salad
As the nuns drove by in the car, I gave them a bulldog.
by Stan B. January 16, 2003
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The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.
I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.
by Stan B. February 6, 2003
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