14 definitions by Stan B.

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.
The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.
by Stan B. September 1, 2003
Mooning someone while pushing your genitalia backwards toward your butt crack. Similar to a fruit salad
As the nuns drove by in the car, I gave them a bulldog.
by Stan B. January 16, 2003
Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.
Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.
by Stan B. January 16, 2003
Also a verb used to describe when a woman exposes her bare breasts in public.
I watched the college girls dime the camera on Girls Gone Wild.
by Stan B. January 16, 2003
Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.
I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.
by Stan B. January 16, 2003