14 definitions by Stan B.

furtling

The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.

I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.

by Stan B. February 6, 2003

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

by Stan B. September 1, 2003

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

by Stan B. September 1, 2003

Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way.

Don't be such a vadge!

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.

I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

Also a verb used to describe when a woman exposes her bare breasts in public.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

Mooning someone while pushing your genitalia backwards toward your butt crack. Similar to a fruit salad

As the nuns drove by in the car, I gave them a bulldog.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003