Firthing

Firthing is the act of hanging around the object of your affections looking intense but never actually telling them how you feel. The term is named for Colin Firth who played Mr. Darcy in a film adaption of Pride and Prejudice and spent a lot of time "firthing."

Rather than just tell her crush how she felt, Rebecca chose instead to spend the entire party firthing in his general vicinity.

by m1thrand1r August 27, 2013

hucknall farthing

A common term for a hucknall girl that everyone's had a piece of. Different to most other ' village bicycles' as the analogy is based on the penny farthing, a 'bike' that stands out from all other 'bikes'. In other words a hideous slag that whores herself out to anyone and everyone to appease her small minded insecurities.

"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah of course. Got myself a piece of that hucknall farthing"

"Best get yourself down that clinic tomorrow then son"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Penny-farthing

1/ Penny-farthing, is a type of bicycle with a large front wheel and a much smaller rear wheel that was popular in the 1800s.

2/ A promiscuous woman who was once known as the town bike in her glory days who hasn't let the passing of time stand in the way of her loose ways.

An older woman who was promiscuous is her youth and remains promiscuous in her old age.

An old town bike.

"See that woman over there in the denim skirt, with a packet of cigarettes in her sleeve..... Penny-farthing!!"

"I'm toey as a Roman sandal... gotta go find myself a Penny-farthing"

by possumbrush78 February 7, 2010

penny-farthing

One of those bicycles with the front wheel really big and the back one really small. No chain, yet the pedals were on the front wheel.

Penny-Farthings are the grandfather of unicycles.

by Pirate Dan June 2, 2003

penny-farthing

also known as a high wheel, high wheeler or ordinary, was the first machine to be called a "bicycle"

Hey, where'd you get the "penny-farthing"

Oh. I borrowed it from my friend.

by nielol February 6, 2022

Reverse Penny Farthing

When you tilt the wheelchair forward and proceed to penetrate her through the gap in the cushion

Dude, did you hear Jackson gave Barbara the old Reverse Penny Farthing! She forgot to put her breaks on and almost rolled away!

by CinemaSecrets May 30, 2018

Fithing

To piss in one woman's womb and to regain the urine with use of a straw. The urine is then sperted over said woman.

'Adam Davis gave me a good fithing last night, it was lush'

by dirtybitch2010sp April 10, 2010