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fettole

someone who doesn’t give a fuck about life and intentionally beats his dick till death
Bro say shit again imma fettole myself till death
by mr. stickman March 30, 2019
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Minge Fettler

A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"
"I'm off to see my Minge Fettler because my pissflaps have become really unsightly!"
by Cwilliam September 27, 2006
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fettler

A friendly Blackburn term used for a mate or pal.
"Arty o`reyt fettler?".....(meaning "Hello, are you alright my friend?")

"Owst tha doin fettler?"....("How are you my friend?")

"Ah`ll si-thi in a bit fettler"....("I will see you soon my friend")
by Dr Fox May 23, 2007
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Fettlers

A Prestonian word for old men who exist as soon as the pubs are open. They're usually identifiable by their brown, slouched appearance and the musk of cheap tobacco and piss. They may surround themselves with a ring of empty pint glasses as if they were under siege from reality.
"Those fettlers are dying out."

"Yeah?"

"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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fettle

(verb) To modify, alter, change or touch up something.
Monkey A: Dude have you finished with that code?
Monkey B: No, i'm just giving it a quick fettle before i upload it to the server!
by The Lundquist June 19, 2006
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fine fettle

Looking healthy, alert, well dressed and in good spirits.
Mortimer enters work to see his pal Randolf looking dapper in a new suit and busily typing away at his workstation.

Mortimer - "Randolf, old bean! You're in fine fettle this morning!"

Randolph - "Quite right Mortimer! I am well rested, well dressted, and feeling good!"
by PUG2694328 October 18, 2006
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fettofest

a failed music festival that took place in 2006 and 2007.
Dude, did you hear that only 400 people went to Fettofest when the projected number was 10,000.
by devilslovah May 4, 2008
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