fettole
fettole by mr. stickman March 30, 2019
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Minge Fettler
A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"
Minge Fettler by Cwilliam September 27, 2006
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Fettlers
A Prestonian word for old men who exist as soon as the pubs are open. They're usually identifiable by their brown, slouched appearance and the musk of cheap tobacco and piss. They may surround themselves with a ring of empty pint glasses as if they were under siege from reality.
"Those fettlers are dying out."
"Yeah?"
"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."
"Yeah?"
"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."
Fettlers by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
fettle
Monkey A: Dude have you finished with that code?
Monkey B: No, i'm just giving it a quick fettle before i upload it to the server!
Monkey B: No, i'm just giving it a quick fettle before i upload it to the server!
fettle by The Lundquist June 19, 2006
fine fettle
Mortimer enters work to see his pal Randolf looking dapper in a new suit and busily typing away at his workstation.
Mortimer - "Randolf, old bean! You're in fine fettle this morning!"
Randolph - "Quite right Mortimer! I am well rested, well dressted, and feeling good!"
Mortimer - "Randolf, old bean! You're in fine fettle this morning!"
Randolph - "Quite right Mortimer! I am well rested, well dressted, and feeling good!"
fine fettle by PUG2694328 October 18, 2006
fettofest
fettofest by devilslovah May 4, 2008
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