Definitions by Cwilliam
dirty trombone
Blowing into your partner's arsehole while reaching round and wanking him off. With your lips pursed around his ringpiece and hand movement you will resemble someone playing a trombone
dirty trombone by Cwilliam September 27, 2006
Minge Fettler
A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"
Minge Fettler by Cwilliam September 27, 2006