Cwilliam's definitions

dirty trombone

Blowing into your partner's arsehole while reaching round and wanking him off. With your lips pursed around his ringpiece and hand movement you will resemble someone playing a trombone

Give me a Dirty Trombone, baby, and I'll buy you 20 cigarettes

by Cwilliam September 27, 2006

Minge Fettler

A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"

"I'm off to see my Minge Fettler because my pissflaps have become really unsightly!"

by Cwilliam September 27, 2006