Fettlers

A Prestonian word for old men who exist as soon as the pubs are open. They're usually identifiable by their brown, slouched appearance and the musk of cheap tobacco and piss. They may surround themselves with a ring of empty pint glasses as if they were under siege from reality.

"Those fettlers are dying out."

"Yeah?"

"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

Minge Fettler

A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"

"I'm off to see my Minge Fettler because my pissflaps have become really unsightly!"

by Cwilliam September 27, 2006

fettler

A friendly Blackburn term used for a mate or pal.

"Arty o`reyt fettler?".....(meaning "Hello, are you alright my friend?")

"Owst tha doin fettler?"....("How are you my friend?")

"Ah`ll si-thi in a bit fettler"....("I will see you soon my friend")

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

Amanda Fetters

A strict type of teacher who adds vague statements on tests that she briefly explains in class and expects people to do their own research.

Dang question 8 on that test was so random the teacher really pulled an Amanda Fetters.

by molliemoo1 September 25, 2023

fettler

Strictly speaking, a fettler is one who "Grinds and sands ceramic products". However, in a modern day context, we have come accept the term as meaning: one who engages in unsanitory or socially unacceptable practices, such as molestation of young boys and generally caressing things that ought not to be caressed.

- "Did you see that dirty Baz in't park 't other day? He looked like a right bleedin fettler!"
- "Yeh"
or
- "Jeez look at that strumpet on the way to club Corporation, she's asking for a proper fettlin"
- "Yeh"

by Alex n Will September 28, 2006

Tristin Fetters

Tristin Fetters is a sexy man with a beautiful smile. He has the best smile and if u date Tristin Fetters stay with him forever. He is the kindness most open-hearted man. His dick is massive and u really want to sleep with him. He will never pull something on u to hurt u. He loves his family and his girl. He is an amazing dad and will never give up.

person 1: That guy's hot and he has a nice smile.
person 2: His name must be Tristin Fetters

by Tomhas josh November 19, 2020

Tristin Fetters

Tristin Fetters is a loving kind person. There is no one even close to as kind he is. He will put everything into his relationship. He will never give up on anyone or anything. He is very open minded and has a great sense of humor. he loves to be goofy and sometimes say random things but that's just how he is. He will never cheat on a girl and never put her in harms way. He can be shy when it comes to fighting but if mess with his girl or family he will fuck u up. He loves everyone in his family and friend and he will never give up on u. He is really sexy and handsome. If u have a Tristin Fetters in ur life never let him go.

person 1: Dang he's hot and he looks like a real gentlemen.
person 2: His name must be Tristin Fetters.

Tristin Fetters is a super kind and gentlemen like guy

by Tomhas josh November 19, 2020