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fettler
Strictly speaking, a fettler is one who "Grinds and sands ceramic products". However, in a modern day context, we have come accept the term as meaning: one who engages in unsanitory or socially unacceptable practices, such as molestation of young boys and generally caressing things that ought not to be caressed.
- "Did you see that dirty Baz in't park 't other day? He looked like a right bleedin fettler!"
- "Yeh"
or
- "Jeez look at that strumpet on the way to club Corporation, she's asking for a proper fettlin"
- "Yeh"
- "Yeh"
or
- "Jeez look at that strumpet on the way to club Corporation, she's asking for a proper fettlin"
- "Yeh"
fettler by Alex n Will September 28, 2006
Related Words
fettler • Minge Fettler • Fettle • fetter • Fetterman • fetterwoman • Fattler • fetler • Fetterfuck • Fettering
Minge Fettler
A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"
Minge Fettler by Cwilliam September 27, 2006
Fetterman Effect
Noun: A hipster politician
A tattoo with a Pa zip code
Someone who gains weight ,shaves their head and runs for political office
An individual who directs followers into a massacre or disaster(ie :Captain William Judd Fetterman and the Fetterman Massacre)
A tattoo with a Pa zip code
Someone who gains weight ,shaves their head and runs for political office
An individual who directs followers into a massacre or disaster(ie :Captain William Judd Fetterman and the Fetterman Massacre)
In order to appeal to the Youth Vote and gain National media exposure, Mayor Smith followed the Fetterman Effect.
In order to avoid the Fetterman Effect, the school bus driver studied a map carefully, prior to taking a shortcut through a minefield .
In order to avoid the Fetterman Effect, the school bus driver studied a map carefully, prior to taking a shortcut through a minefield .
Fetterman Effect by Balingit December 2, 2009
Fetterolf
Fetterolf by autthebot. June 15, 2010
Fetter
Fetter by Coldravioli December 1, 2016
Fettlers
A Prestonian word for old men who exist as soon as the pubs are open. They're usually identifiable by their brown, slouched appearance and the musk of cheap tobacco and piss. They may surround themselves with a ring of empty pint glasses as if they were under siege from reality.
"Those fettlers are dying out."
"Yeah?"
"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."
"Yeah?"
"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."
Fettlers by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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