36 definitions by Dr Fox
drop the kids off at the mosque....
To take a dump.
To have a shit.
To have a Thora.
To go for an Ertha.
To take a dump.
To have a shit.
To have a Thora.
To go for an Ertha.
Wife..."Are you ready to go shopping yet love?"
Hubby..."Give us five minutes will you, i`d better drop the kids off at the mosque first"
Hubby..."Give us five minutes will you, i`d better drop the kids off at the mosque first"
by Dr Fox May 9, 2007
stoppy back.....otherwise known as after hours. Extra illegal drinking time in a pub. This ancient tradition had waned over the last few years due to new more relaxed drinking laws in the UK, but still a few 'traditional' landlords keep the faith.
local...."Anychance of a stoppy back tonight boss?"
Landlord...."Aye, just let me get rid of a few strange faces first" (usually followed by a wink)
;0)
Landlord...."Aye, just let me get rid of a few strange faces first" (usually followed by a wink)
;0)
by Dr Fox May 19, 2007
"Is that horse a stallion?"
"No, she`s a mare"
"I let three goals in today, i had a proper mare of a game!"
"That Shirley Bagthwaite is a proper dirty mare!"
"No, she`s a mare"
"I let three goals in today, i had a proper mare of a game!"
"That Shirley Bagthwaite is a proper dirty mare!"
by Dr Fox May 8, 2007
jib....to avoid or get out of doing something.
To jib something is to duck out of doing it.
To be a jibber is to let somebody (maybe a friend) down.
To let down all your friends at the last moment is to be a jibbin git.
To jib something is to duck out of doing it.
To be a jibber is to let somebody (maybe a friend) down.
To let down all your friends at the last moment is to be a jibbin git.
"He not coming to the football, he`s jibbed out"
"I bet you ten quid he`ll jib the footy"
"He never comes to the footy anymore, he`s a right jibber these days"
"He`s rung & said he`s not coming, the jibbin git!"
"I bet you ten quid he`ll jib the footy"
"He never comes to the footy anymore, he`s a right jibber these days"
"He`s rung & said he`s not coming, the jibbin git!"
by Dr Fox May 8, 2007
Colne....a quaint west yorkshire village, full of inbreds, dingles & hill-trolls. Just like it`s neighbouring town Burnley, but the gene pool is is much smaller, thus giving way to lots of family-love during the long dark winter nights.
When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.
When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.
by Dr Fox May 8, 2007
by Dr Fox May 23, 2007
Piggies.....Bolton Wanderers & their fans.
A play on Bolton Wanderers nick-name 'the trotters'. Pigs have trotters, thus the name piggies when reffering to Bolton.
(also known as notlob or notlobbers
Bolton have no rivals, as nobody rates them enough.
A play on Bolton Wanderers nick-name 'the trotters'. Pigs have trotters, thus the name piggies when reffering to Bolton.
(also known as notlob or notlobbers
Bolton have no rivals, as nobody rates them enough.
"who are the piggies playing today?"
"Has Jabba Allardyce left the piggies in the lurch?"
"Just watch the piggies sink now"
"Has Jabba Allardyce left the piggies in the lurch?"
"Just watch the piggies sink now"
by Dr Fox May 8, 2007