by Dr Fox May 23, 2007
To fettlesomebody
To give somebody a right good fettlin`
To watch two fettlers-a-fettlin` in a car up a dark country lane.
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007
drop the kids off at the mosque....
To take a dump.
To have a shit.
To have a Thora.
To go for an Ertha.
Wife..."Are you ready to go shopping yet love?"
Hubby..."Give us five minutes will you, i`d better drop the kids off at the mosque first"
by Dr Fox May 09, 2007
stoppy back.....otherwise known as after hours. Extra illegal drinking time in a pub. This ancient tradition had waned over the last few years due to new more relaxed drinking laws in the UK, but still a few 'traditional' landlords keep the faith.
local...."Anychance of a stoppy back tonight boss?"
Landlord...."Aye, just let me get rid of a few strange faces first" (usually followed by a wink)
;0)
by Dr Fox May 19, 2007
"Is that horse a stallion?"
"No, she`s a mare"
"I let three goals in today, i had a proper mare of a game!"
"That Shirley Bagthwaite is a proper dirty mare!"
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007
Colne....a quaint west yorkshire village, full of inbreds, dingles & hill-trolls. Just like it`s neighbouring town Burnley, but the gene pool is is much smaller, thus giving way to lots of family-love during the long dark winter nights.
When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007