Monkey

The best Animals in existence and the rulers of the universe

Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- September 30, 2020

Monkey

A racial slur often targeted at members of the betailed Saiyan race. Saiyans find this offensive because it suggests their uncivilized nature, which non saiyans are expected to ignore. It should also be noted that, Saiyans do customarily refer to each other as Monkey, which when used in such a context, is a term of endearment.

"I can't believe I was defeated by a MONKEY!"
"Hey man, you hear that Monkey Kakarot just pwned Frieza?"

by babyfrieza December 01, 2011

Monkey

A womens vagina (better known as pussy)

Let me ram my dick in your monkey.

by Katy the white girl July 26, 2006

Monkey

Monkeys are haplorhine ("dry-nosed") primates, a paraphyletic group generally possessing tails and consisting of approximately 260 known living species. Many monkey species are tree-dwelling (arboreal), although there are species that live primarily on the ground, such as baboons. Most species are also active during the day (diurnal). Monkeys are generally considered to be intelligent, particularly Old World monkeys.

Hey there is a monkey over there in the bush!

by M.Nightsmamalalmadingdong July 09, 2016

Monkey

Verb--to roast/burn a complete and total idiot when you can't think of anything else dumb enough for them to understand. Go back in their evolution, if they ever evolved in the first place!! XD

"OMG ur soooo stupid! You monkey!! No wonder you're not evolved enough to know what 1+1 is."

by the_bEsTpErSo_NeVeR September 08, 2022

Monkey

To fool with something. To fix, tinker, mess with.

Stop monkeying around with that!

by monkiki May 13, 2005

Monkey

cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
or
a furry animal with destructive tendencies

Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey

by Psymonos March 24, 2003