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fatjack

a person who is just jacked up.. totally messed up
and the person is a fag because they are that.. messed up i guess
MAN.. HE JUST STOLE MY MUFCKIN PENCIL.. WHAT A FATJACK
by Kennth Amawa March 15, 2010
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FapJack

A card game based on the card game "Blackjack" where players fap instead of wagering cash.

Rules:
1. Dealer begins a hand by dealing 2 cards to each player, including themselves. All cards are visible to all players, except the dealer's first card. (Dealer does know value of their first card.)
3. Players choose to "Hit" (dealt another card) or "Stand" (hold with cards they have.)
4. Hands adding up to more than 21 "bust", and loose that round. (A = 1 or 11, J, Q & K = 10, all other are their given value.)
5. Dealers must "hit" if their hand is below 17, or "stand" if equal or above.
6. If dealer gets "blackjack" (is dealt 21 on initial deal of a hand) or has highest hand, all players lose that hand.
7. Player with the highest hand, after all other have busted or chosen to stand, wins the round. (Multiple players can win round with a tie.)
8. Dealer chooses penalty (duration & intensity of faps) when players lose a hand.
9. Players that cum are out of the game.
10. Players that get "blackjack" (21 on first deal of a hand) earn a "rest" point they can later redeem to op-out of a given penalty.
11. If dealer busts, dealer removes an article of clothing and/or does something incrementally more sexually arousing for remaining players than dealer's last bust.
12. Last player that didn't cum, wins. (Alt.: Players that survive preset number of rounds win.)
13. Dealer will "finish" winner off (make player cum) in the way advertised to players before start of game.
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As Nicky left the bathroom, he reached for his fatpack as he approached the store counter
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fartjacket

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.
D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!
by SKW<3 October 26, 2012
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Fartjack

When someone farts, and someone else nearby (in the same room) tries to take credit for that fart.
Hey, I just cranked out a loud wet fart and that guy over there tried to fartjack it and take credit for himself. Damn fartjacker!
by smellyjanus January 12, 2010
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fatjacked

A person who is both muscular and fat.
Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!
by SuzanneG January 17, 2008
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fatback chopper

Cleaving the buttocks in twain. Similar to a danza slap right along the buttcrack.
The bitch didn't like it in the ass so I had to teach her what's what with a Fatback Chopper.
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