Fartjack

When someone farts, and someone else nearby (in the same room) tries to take credit for that fart.

Hey, I just cranked out a loud wet fart and that guy over there tried to fartjack it and take credit for himself. Damn fartjacker!

by smellyjanus January 12, 2010

fartjacket

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.

D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!

by SKW<3 October 26, 2012

fartsack

Sleeping bag (esp. a heavily-insulated military-issue bag)

by Alo Konsen September 15, 2003

fatjacked

A person who is both muscular and fat.

Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!

by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

Dirty FastJack

When you’re playing Xbox and you kill somebody and they spawn behind you and start fucking you with a used sock and then finish in both of your ears. Then they will keep fucking your mouth until the semen in your ears comes out of your mouth

Wow a dirty FastJack gets after it

by Benny157383 January 12, 2023

fartjaculate

1. (v) To expel santorum (ejaculate, lubricant, and stray fecal matter) left in the anus after anal sex. Usually done while sitting on the toilet as if farting or shitting. Often accompanied by wet fart noises.

2. (n) Another word for santorum. The substance which you fartjaculate.

(v) After anal sex, Pete likes to sit on the toilet and loudly fartjaculate. He takes the time to reflect, and enjoy the after-tremors of a great anal orgasm.

(n) Tina: "OMG. The most embarrassing thing happened last night."
Lori: "Yeah?"
Tina: "Tommy fucked me up the ass before we went to the Nikki Minaj concert. I thought I was clear, but the last remnants of fartjaculate dripped down my leg during Anaconda. Why can it never all come out in one go?!"

by Mouflon Noir July 3, 2016

Fart-Jack

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.

"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".

by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018