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Funjacker 

A person who is known to ruin the good time being had by others.

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It was a blast at Duff's Brooklyn tonight, with nary a funjacker in sight to put a damper on things
Funjacker by DanoNYC June 27, 2011

fartjacket 

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.
D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!
fartjacket by SKW<3 October 26, 2012

fatjacked 

A person who is both muscular and fat.
Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!
fatjacked by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

Fratpacker 

Sexual perversion; man who enjoy's spreading his man seeds to others through baking his love juice into cakes and other tasty treats.
A Fratpacker goes into work with a lovely homemade cake, baked fresh that morning. Little do his fellow workmates know, the cake is spiced with several spoonfuls of his very own love juice.
Fratpacker by monkeychamp1981 March 26, 2010
The act of one's chair unexpectedly shooting from beneath them resulting in their ass hitting the floor.
I can't believe I just pulled a FatJake.
Ha Ha, Tiesha just pulled a FatJake.
Don't talk shit to me; I'll make you pull a FatJake.
Wow, that FatJake was really refreshing; Just what I needed to wake me up!
She pulled a FatJake in front of the humungous auditorium full of her colleagues.
I broke my backbone from pulling a FatJake.
FatJake by Jake Halverson October 2, 2007

Hatjacker 

Someone who takes pleasure in stealing hat's off the heads of their unlucky owners.
Person 1: (to a hatjacker) "Come back with my hat you
hatjacker!"

Person 2: Dude, you've been hatjacked! :P
Hatjacker by SamuelleumaS A.D. August 24, 2011