fartjacket

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.

D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!

by SKW<3 October 26, 2012

Fartjack

When someone farts, and someone else nearby (in the same room) tries to take credit for that fart.

Hey, I just cranked out a loud wet fart and that guy over there tried to fartjack it and take credit for himself. Damn fartjacker!

by smellyjanus January 12, 2010

fatjacked

A person who is both muscular and fat.

Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!

by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

Fartbucket

A car (usually import, more recently domestic) which has no performance modifications to it except a high flow exhaust system that when the driver steps on the gas, makes a sound like you're farting into a bucket.

"Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbbb", said the Honda Civic

"Look at all these high school kids driving around in their fartbuckets."

by TMGChuck January 28, 2010

Fartbucket

An exhaust mod that exceeds 3 inches in diameter. Frequently used by ricers

lol look at that ricer with a huge fartbucket! i bet it gives his car 20 more horsepower!

by markusalkemus66 December 22, 2008

fapjacket

A over sized jacket worn to conceal the crotch area used to cover up public masterbation

Dude I was bored in school today so I just jerked off in class cause I wore my fapjacket.

by fistpirate12 December 18, 2011

Fartbucket

A 5 gallon bucket with a human head sized hole in its side used to fart directly into a persons face. The fartbucket is frequently used on the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show.

BUBBA : “We need a fart validation. Tuddle put your head in the fartbucket, Trace has a fart on deck.

by Dean Gallberry March 14, 2019