smellyjanus's definitions

Fartbroken

When someone fails to fart after repeated attempts and become very frustrated and upset about it.

The other day, I really wanted to fart. I tried so many times, I squeezed, grunted, and even screamed, but nothing would come out! I was so fartbroken.

by smellyjanus May 15, 2011

Fartjack

When someone farts, and someone else nearby (in the same room) tries to take credit for that fart.

Hey, I just cranked out a loud wet fart and that guy over there tried to fartjack it and take credit for himself. Damn fartjacker!

by smellyjanus January 12, 2010