FatJake

The act of one's chair unexpectedly shooting from beneath them resulting in their ass hitting the floor.

I can't believe I just pulled a FatJake.
Ha Ha, Tiesha just pulled a FatJake.
Don't talk shit to me; I'll make you pull a FatJake.
Wow, that FatJake was really refreshing; Just what I needed to wake me up!
She pulled a FatJake in front of the humungous auditorium full of her colleagues.
I broke my backbone from pulling a FatJake.

by Jake Halverson October 2, 2007

fatjacked

A person who is both muscular and fat.

Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!

by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

ftjake

A tiktok user known as the best jake stan known to man. She is also EXTREMELY talented and makes the most pussy popping edits EVER.

Lia : Omg im literally the best jake stan ever
Han : Be so fr its obviously ftjake

by lenabiggestfan October 23, 2022

Fatcake

(noun)

(1) One who overly indulges in consumption

(2) A soon to be tub of lard

(1) Ooohh, I ate too many swiss cake rolls! I'm a fatcake!!

(2) Cameron! You ate an entire XL Papa Johns pizza by yourself? You're going to be a fatcake!!

by oi-oi-oi April 13, 2009

Fatcake

1. Noun. A person who eats too much fattening food or a fat person.

2. Noun. A fattening snack cake.

1. "Look at that fatcake eating that pizza. Disgusting."
2. "OMG I just ran out of fatcakes T-T"

by The Six of One July 8, 2010

fatcakes

Josh Martin.

"Hey fatcakes get me some pickles."
"Fatcakes come here for your slap."

by PEEMAN1 July 19, 2003

Fatcakes

'Fatcakes' is a nickname given to cool people named Fatima. The name Fatcakes is only used by only a few people, and the person nicknamed Fatcakes will punch your lights out if you're not one of those few people and you call her that.

Shravya: "Hey Fatcakes, what's up?"
Fatima: "Nothing, just bored."
Stranger:"Hi Fatcakes!!"
Fatima: *knocks unconsciouss* -Oops my bad.

by purpleissocool<3 May 21, 2011