FatJake 

The act of one's chair unexpectedly shooting from beneath them resulting in their ass hitting the floor.

I can't believe I just pulled a FatJake.
Ha Ha, Tiesha just pulled a FatJake.
Don't talk shit to me; I'll make you pull a FatJake.
Wow, that FatJake was really refreshing; Just what I needed to wake me up!
She pulled a FatJake in front of the humungous auditorium full of her colleagues.
I broke my backbone from pulling a FatJake.

FatJake by Jake Halverson October 2, 2007

fatjacked 

A person who is both muscular and fat.

Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!

fatjacked by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

ftjake 

A tiktok user known as the best jake stan known to man. She is also EXTREMELY talented and makes the most pussy popping edits EVER.

Lia : Omg im literally the best jake stan ever
Han : Be so fr its obviously ftjake

ftjake by lenabiggestfan October 23, 2022

Fatcake 

(noun)

(1) One who overly indulges in consumption

(2) A soon to be tub of lard

(1) Ooohh, I ate too many swiss cake rolls! I'm a fatcake!!

(2) Cameron! You ate an entire XL Papa Johns pizza by yourself? You're going to be a fatcake!!

Fatcake by oi-oi-oi April 13, 2009

Fatcake 

1. Noun. A person who eats too much fattening food or a fat person.

2. Noun. A fattening snack cake.

1. "Look at that fatcake eating that pizza. Disgusting."
2. "OMG I just ran out of fatcakes T-T"

Fatcake by The Six of One July 8, 2010

fatcakes 

Josh Martin.

"Hey fatcakes get me some pickles."
"Fatcakes come here for your slap."

fatcakes by PEEMAN1 July 19, 2003

Fatcakes 

'Fatcakes' is a nickname given to cool people named Fatima. The name Fatcakes is only used by only a few people, and the person nicknamed Fatcakes will punch your lights out if you're not one of those few people and you call her that.

Shravya: "Hey Fatcakes, what's up?"
Fatima: "Nothing, just bored."
Stranger:"Hi Fatcakes!!"
Fatima: *knocks unconsciouss* -Oops my bad.

Fatcakes by purpleissocool<3 May 21, 2011