fatachino

When a car load of obese women go through the drive thru at Starbucks and order $40 worth of food and Frappacinos. The beverages are called fatachinos.

I came through the Starbucks drive thru on my way to work but there were a car full of cunts getting fatachino in front of me. This is taking forever.

by SargentRocks December 4, 2016

fappachino

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008

fapachino

before one cums, pull out and beat off onto a girls face.

dude i gave that hoe a good fapachino

by Macawesome November 27, 2013

Fapachino

When you have a wank in a Starbucks

"One fapachino please"

by DaddyButter9 August 3, 2019

Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

fatchin

Fah-Chin The act of pretending to watch television with your spouce when they are watching something you do not wish to watch.

"She had on american idol and when she asked me a question, i did not anwser and she said i was fatchin.

by James Freeman April 25, 2006