Fapochino

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"The barista at the Starbucks was so hot I had to go into the bathroom for a quick fapochino."
"I work at Starbucks so I spend my breaks in the bathroom enjoying a fapochino."

Fapochino by MasterMopho August 21, 2013

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Fapochino

Its like a cappuccino, but instead of milk its cum.

I think that barista gave me a Fapochino insted of a cappuccino.

Fapochino by TheGrayGuy January 13, 2025

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Fappuchino

The delicious milky white product attained by fapping. Semen. Cum.

I heard Daphne was a caffeine addict, so I gave her a nice big load of my very own self-made fappuchino.

Fappuchino by Bjorn Y'taar December 12, 2013

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Fappichino

The act of masturbating, then climaxing into a cup of coffee that someone is planning to drink.

Hey, this coffee tastes funny. awww, shit did you give me a fappichino!!!???

Fappichino by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011

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fappachino

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

fappachino by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008

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fapachino

before one cums, pull out and beat off onto a girls face.

dude i gave that hoe a good fapachino

fapachino by Macawesome November 27, 2013

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Fapachino

When you have a wank in a Starbucks

"One fapachino please"

Fapachino by DaddyButter9 August 3, 2019

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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