Thornbrow's definitions

L.E.G.I.T.

Ironic acronym for something that is clearly not what it claims to be: Likely Even Greater In Theory (L.E.G.I.T.)

That dollar store "at home marijuana drug test" is obviously L.E.G.I.T.

by Thornbrow June 7, 2014

inseminanus

To blow one's load into a butthole vehemently.

Heaving his manhood into the arse / His game well-played a worthwhile farce / For while it appeared to be full on gayness / He was only in it for a rousing inseminanus.

by Thornbrow June 6, 2013

Facebookian Slip

A Facebook misspelling that delivers an unintentionally textual freudian slip for all to see.

Joe: Be sure you bring them boobs too, girl!
Anna: ??
Joe: Shit. Facebookian Slip!! Books, bring them BOOKS!

by Thornbrow November 27, 2011

Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

The Old DeVry Try

Similar to The old college try but with even less effort; less like "college," more like "trade school."

"As soon as he pulled into the McDonald's drive-thru and seriously asked what I wanted, I knew he was only giving this 'date' The Old DeVry Try."

by Thornbrow April 21, 2010

femi

A female semi.

"Once I caught sight of that hot bod I totally got a Femi."

by Thornbrow April 13, 2010

Brink

The receiving of a purchased alcoholic beverage from one male to another. Effectively, a "bro drink."

That was killer. Dude with the hair? Yeah, he totally brinked me just now. I didn't pay for this round at all! Get some, potzer!

by Thornbrow April 4, 2008