Thornbrow's definitions

The Old DeVry Try

Similar to The old college try but with even less effort; less like "college," more like "trade school."

"As soon as he pulled into the McDonald's drive-thru and seriously asked what I wanted, I knew he was only giving this 'date' The Old DeVry Try."

by Thornbrow April 21, 2010

Fineass Major

An extremely attractive person.

Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."

Dude 1: Dude, Kelly's a total Fineass Major!

Dude 2: Totally!

Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.

Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.

by Thornbrow April 4, 2008

Facebookian Slip

A Facebook misspelling that delivers an unintentionally textual freudian slip for all to see.

Joe: Be sure you bring them boobs too, girl!
Anna: ??
Joe: Shit. Facebookian Slip!! Books, bring them BOOKS!

by Thornbrow November 27, 2011

Brink

The receiving of a purchased alcoholic beverage from one male to another. Effectively, a "bro drink."

That was killer. Dude with the hair? Yeah, he totally brinked me just now. I didn't pay for this round at all! Get some, potzer!

by Thornbrow April 4, 2008

femi

A female semi.

"Once I caught sight of that hot bod I totally got a Femi."

by Thornbrow April 13, 2010

WikiA.D.D.

The act of accessing a Wikipedia entry only to bounce endlessly around from one entry to the next and so forth without finishing one before finding a related topic link and defecting to it.

"Dude, my WikiA.D.D. kept me bouncing around between comic book entries for so long that I totally missed the entire Michel Gondry film festival."

by Thornbrow November 22, 2007

Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011