by Thornbrow April 13, 2010
An extremely attractive person.
Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."
Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."
Dude 1: Dude, Kelly's a total Fineass Major!
Dude 2: Totally!
Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.
Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.
Dude 2: Totally!
Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.
Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.
by Thornbrow April 04, 2008
Joe: Be sure you bring them boobs too, girl!
Anna: ??
Joe: Shit. Facebookian Slip!! Books, bring them BOOKS!
Anna: ??
Joe: Shit. Facebookian Slip!! Books, bring them BOOKS!
by Thornbrow June 07, 2011
Heaving his manhood into the arse / His game well-played a worthwhile farce / For while it appeared to be full on gayness / He was only in it for a rousing inseminanus.
by Thornbrow June 07, 2013
The act of accessing a Wikipedia entry only to bounce endlessly around from one entry to the next and so forth without finishing one before finding a related topic link and defecting to it.
"Dude, my WikiA.D.D. kept me bouncing around between comic book entries for so long that I totally missed the entire Michel Gondry film festival."
by Thornbrow November 02, 2007
The receiving of a purchased alcoholic beverage from one male to another. Effectively, a "bro drink."
That was killer. Dude with the hair? Yeah, he totally brinked me just now. I didn't pay for this round at all! Get some, potzer!
by Thornbrow April 04, 2008
My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.
Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!
Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!
by Thornbrow May 13, 2011