Thornbrow's definitions

The Old DeVry Try

Similar to The old college try but with even less effort; less like "college," more like "trade school."

"As soon as he pulled into the McDonald's drive-thru and seriously asked what I wanted, I knew he was only giving this 'date' The Old DeVry Try."

by Thornbrow April 21, 2010

Fineass Major

An extremely attractive person.

Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."

Dude 1: Dude, Kelly's a total Fineass Major!

Dude 2: Totally!

Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.

Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.

by Thornbrow April 4, 2008

Facebookian Slip

A Facebook misspelling that delivers an unintentionally textual freudian slip for all to see.

Joe: Be sure you bring them boobs too, girl!
Anna: ??
Joe: Shit. Facebookian Slip!! Books, bring them BOOKS!

by Thornbrow November 27, 2011

Brink

The receiving of a purchased alcoholic beverage from one male to another. Effectively, a "bro drink."

That was killer. Dude with the hair? Yeah, he totally brinked me just now. I didn't pay for this round at all! Get some, potzer!

by Thornbrow April 4, 2008

L.E.G.I.T.

Ironic acronym for something that is clearly not what it claims to be: Likely Even Greater In Theory (L.E.G.I.T.)

That dollar store "at home marijuana drug test" is obviously L.E.G.I.T.

by Thornbrow June 7, 2014

femi

A female semi.

"Once I caught sight of that hot bod I totally got a Femi."

by Thornbrow April 13, 2010

inseminanus

To blow one's load into a butthole vehemently.

Heaving his manhood into the arse / His game well-played a worthwhile farce / For while it appeared to be full on gayness / He was only in it for a rousing inseminanus.

by Thornbrow June 6, 2013