The Old DeVry Try

Similar to The old college try but with even less effort; less like "college," more like "trade school."

"As soon as he pulled into the McDonald's drive-thru and seriously asked what I wanted, I knew he was only giving this 'date' The Old DeVry Try."

by Thornbrow April 21, 2010

Facebookian Slip

A Facebook misspelling that delivers an unintentionally textual freudian slip for all to see.

Joe: Be sure you bring them boobs too, girl!
Anna: ??
Joe: Shit. Facebookian Slip!! Books, bring them BOOKS!

by Thornbrow November 27, 2011

WikiA.D.D.

The act of accessing a Wikipedia entry only to bounce endlessly around from one entry to the next and so forth without finishing one before finding a related topic link and defecting to it.

"Dude, my WikiA.D.D. kept me bouncing around between comic book entries for so long that I totally missed the entire Michel Gondry film festival."

by Thornbrow November 22, 2007

L.E.G.I.T.

Ironic acronym for something that is clearly not what it claims to be: Likely Even Greater In Theory (L.E.G.I.T.)

That dollar store "at home marijuana drug test" is obviously L.E.G.I.T.

by Thornbrow June 07, 2014

inseminanus

To blow one's load into a butthole vehemently.

Heaving his manhood into the arse / His game well-played a worthwhile farce / For while it appeared to be full on gayness / He was only in it for a rousing inseminanus.

by Thornbrow June 06, 2013

femi

A female semi.

"Once I caught sight of that hot bod I totally got a Femi."

by Thornbrow April 13, 2010

Fineass Major

An extremely attractive person.

Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."

Dude 1: Dude, Kelly's a total Fineass Major!

Dude 2: Totally!

Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.

Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.

by Thornbrow April 04, 2008