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fachingle
the action of taking your dick out in an awkward conversation and start swirling it around and calling everyone around you a sexy turtle then poking their nipples
person1:yo guys check this out
everyone else:ok
person1: *starts to do a fachingle*
everyone else: awesome man!
everyone else:ok
person1: *starts to do a fachingle*
everyone else: awesome man!
fachingle by chadbrochilll17 December 4, 2009
Fachinky
1) "The feeling you get when you find a 20 dollar bill in the pocket of an old pair of jeans, thats Fachinky!" - Classic Fachinky, origin unknown
2) "You walk in on your mom getting raw dogged by your dad and his fishing buddies... Then you wake up. Whew, Fachinky!" - Yours truely
3) "When you rip some juicy goodness in class and pawn it off on your jew friend... Fachinky!" - Jingle Slime
4) "Fachinky, that car just ran over mrs. noncreative's foo!" - Anonymous
5) "It's like when you are about to fuck a bad bitch and you can't find a condom then you look in your pocket and your like Fachinky!" - The Cock Master
6) "When you really want to smoke and you find a fresh cron nug inbetween the seats of your car... Fachinky!" - Pot Head Flo
"It's like when you have been drinking all day and night and then on the drive home you get pulled over and handcuffed and about to be put in car and the cop says be careful, you are free to go... That's Fachinky!" - Weezy F
"Fachinky is that game winning home run in your softball game that you know guarantees knob bobbago from the hot freshie with a juicy ass!" - EBGB
"Fuckin and gettin freaky with some asians in an austin powers movie. Fachinky yeeah baby!" - Londonian
"When you get home from a super drunken night to find 8 new South Parks on your DVR and a fridge stocked with Hot Pockets... Fachinky!" - CLeighto
2) "You walk in on your mom getting raw dogged by your dad and his fishing buddies... Then you wake up. Whew, Fachinky!" - Yours truely
3) "When you rip some juicy goodness in class and pawn it off on your jew friend... Fachinky!" - Jingle Slime
4) "Fachinky, that car just ran over mrs. noncreative's foo!" - Anonymous
5) "It's like when you are about to fuck a bad bitch and you can't find a condom then you look in your pocket and your like Fachinky!" - The Cock Master
6) "When you really want to smoke and you find a fresh cron nug inbetween the seats of your car... Fachinky!" - Pot Head Flo
"It's like when you have been drinking all day and night and then on the drive home you get pulled over and handcuffed and about to be put in car and the cop says be careful, you are free to go... That's Fachinky!" - Weezy F
"Fachinky is that game winning home run in your softball game that you know guarantees knob bobbago from the hot freshie with a juicy ass!" - EBGB
"Fuckin and gettin freaky with some asians in an austin powers movie. Fachinky yeeah baby!" - Londonian
"When you get home from a super drunken night to find 8 new South Parks on your DVR and a fridge stocked with Hot Pockets... Fachinky!" - CLeighto
Fachinky by Matt Lambo October 30, 2008
Faching
similar to faching!faching!, but not as severe. instead of running, frodo dodo is only jogging, and thus the fachings arent fachinging alot
Faching by schilly willy December 28, 2005
Fachina
Fachina by David Gray July 26, 2006
fachinga
fachinga by therealarod May 8, 2005
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