farturd

When you are just trying to fart and a turd squeeks out.

-Dude, in the middle of class I farturded and a huge turd slid down me pants!

-Eww man did you just leave it in class???

-Hell yeah I did!

by Teh Azn October 21, 2010

farturnal

one who farts during their sleep

i thought you were snoring last night. No i am just farturnal

by spotthedog December 25, 2017

Faturday

The day of the week on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like, regardless of your usual dietary practices.

Dani: Should I get the apple pie or brownie for dessert?
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.

or

After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.

by Czar Yellowfin November 1, 2009

Fartarded

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

by sloh March 25, 2009

fraturday

A fraturday is a Saturday in which Fraternity bros get dressed in their "frattire" (polos, backwards hats, khakis, and frat flops) drink beer on the "fratio" while grilling and playing brotastic music along the lines of Oasis, Third Eye Blind, Dave Matthews, and many others

"Dude we were fratting so hard last Fraturday"

by Killarney March 17, 2010

fartarded

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

by gansta01 October 21, 2007

fapturd

Noun.

A person who is fapping while taking a shit

I did a fapturd in the bathroom just a second ago

by Arno The Troller February 10, 2021