Fartarded

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

by sloh March 25, 2009

fartarded

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

by gansta01 October 5, 2007

fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

by kmac20 April 13, 2007

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop

1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 8, 2017

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop

1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 4, 2017