Facturd
Facturd by Noah Plebster April 1, 2019
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facturd
A non-verifiable, counterfeit factoid. A facturd is created, often impromptu, from bits and pieces of otherwise real information, to support the creator's opinions.
Unlike a factoid, a facturd is essentially misinformation, pulled out of the air, sometimes related to something the speaker or writer has read or heard, and usually to support an otherwise unsupportable stance.
A facturd presenter often speaks or writes with strong conviction, believing in it's truthfulness and accuracy.
Unlike a factoid, a facturd is essentially misinformation, pulled out of the air, sometimes related to something the speaker or writer has read or heard, and usually to support an otherwise unsupportable stance.
A facturd presenter often speaks or writes with strong conviction, believing in it's truthfulness and accuracy.
"Of COURSE the French would lose in a war against England! If you simply did a little reading, you'd know that they have surrendered in every single war they've ever fought!"
"Where did you find THAT ridiculous little facturd?"
"Where did you find THAT ridiculous little facturd?"
facturd by Chocolate Milk September 25, 2006
Faturday
The day of the week on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like, regardless of your usual dietary practices.
Dani: Should I get the apple pie or brownie for dessert?
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.
or
After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.
or
After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.
Faturday by Czar Yellowfin November 1, 2009
Factard
In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.
"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"
Factard by Pipistrello December 16, 2008
fagturd
(fag • terd)
noun
1. A homo that is (or is acting like) a piece of sh*t.
2. What is expelled from a man's rectum after being on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex with another man.
noun
1. A homo that is (or is acting like) a piece of sh*t.
2. What is expelled from a man's rectum after being on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex with another man.
1. He used to be such a nice guy but lately he's been acting like a complete fagturd!
2. After having his ass pounded by so many complete strangers, Jake passed a huge fagturd as soon as he got home.
2. After having his ass pounded by so many complete strangers, Jake passed a huge fagturd as soon as he got home.
fagturd by impsdlight May 31, 2016