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The day of the week on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like, regardless of your usual dietary practices.
Dani: Should I get the apple pie or brownie for dessert?
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.

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After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.
Faturday by Czar Yellowfin November 1, 2009
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Noun.

A person who is fapping while taking a shit
I did a fapturd in the bathroom just a second ago
fapturd by Arno The Troller February 10, 2021
A day of over eating unhealthy things you would not eat on a daily basis
Last Saturday ,well Faturday, I ate so much BBQ I thought my belly was going to pop.
Faturday by ABCanterbury September 12, 2010
(fag • terd)
noun
1. A homo that is (or is acting like) a piece of sh*t.

2. What is expelled from a man's rectum after being on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex with another man.
1. He used to be such a nice guy but lately he's been acting like a complete fagturd!

2. After having his ass pounded by so many complete strangers, Jake passed a huge fagturd as soon as he got home.
fagturd by impsdlight May 31, 2016
When you are just trying to fart and a turd squeeks out.
-Dude, in the middle of class I farturded and a huge turd slid down me pants!

-Eww man did you just leave it in class???

-Hell yeah I did!
farturd by Teh Azn October 21, 2010

The Faturdays 

A group of overweight girls dolled up in short dresses and killer heels, with hair extensions, false nails and false lashes. Fake tan and cellulite complete the look. Can be spotted drinking alcopops or cocktails in bars across the UK every weekend.
Look out lads, here come The Faturdays!
The Faturdays by Geester September 12, 2010
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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