fagturd 

(fag • terd)
noun
1. A homo that is (or is acting like) a piece of sh*t.

2. What is expelled from a man's rectum after being on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex with another man.

1. He used to be such a nice guy but lately he's been acting like a complete fagturd!

2. After having his ass pounded by so many complete strangers, Jake passed a huge fagturd as soon as he got home.

fagturd by impsdlight May 31, 2016

Faturday

The day of the week on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like, regardless of your usual dietary practices.

Dani: Should I get the apple pie or brownie for dessert?
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.

or

After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.

Faturday by Czar Yellowfin November 1, 2009

fagtard 

a fagtard is a ultra combo of being faggish and also a tard. in the outcome of this word you are a fagtard. when you are a fagtard you come from the ass.

katie hammoline is a fagtard

fagtard by krisjan morrow July 1, 2004

fagturning 

When you are stopped at a red light while the cars on the other side are turning left on the green arrow. When your light turns green, the cars attaching themselves to the back of the last car waiting to turn left before the light change are the fagturners - each car up the other one's ass instead of waiting until their proper turn to go.

I was at a red light, and when it turned green, there was some major fagturning happening in front of me!

fagturning by ddd8776 October 28, 2012

fapturd 

Noun.

A person who is fapping while taking a shit

I did a fapturd in the bathroom just a second ago

fapturd by Arno The Troller February 10, 2021

Fagtard 

A mix between faggot and retard, usually offensive

You are a fagtard; your actions would make one assume you were a fagtard

Fagtard by Christopher Ord December 6, 2006

Fagtard 

This is a mix of being a fucking fag and a retard

you will come to a conclusion that this makes fagtard

Its extremely useful when getting ripped on this word never backfires and the opposer will most likely shit his pants laughing

Basically its the new douchbag

Oh my god that kid is the biggest fucking fagtard known to man

Fagtard by Steven Findlay April 14, 2008