fapturd 

Noun.

A person who is fapping while taking a shit

I did a fapturd in the bathroom just a second ago

fapturd by Arno The Troller February 10, 2021

Faturday

The day of the week on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like, regardless of your usual dietary practices.

Dani: Should I get the apple pie or brownie for dessert?
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.

or

After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.

Faturday by Czar Yellowfin November 1, 2009

Fapturnal 

Someone who normally faps during the night.

"I tend to fap when my parents are asleep so i won't get caught"
Bro- "Oh so you're fapturnal

Fapturnal by Hippopotamus April 8, 2012

fapturbate 

Jerkin off.

Austin's sister is really hot. I'm going to fapturbate to her.

fapturbate by BFFN July 11, 2009

Faptard 

One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.

Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.

Faptard by AnalPlunge February 12, 2019

Fapture 

The day where everybody in the entire world faps.

We were warned. Its coming. December 24, 2012. The day everybody faps. Fapture. Get ready. A shitload of cum is cumming your way.

Fapture by fapfapfapfapf4p July 9, 2011

faptard 

Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.

G Bush is the biggest faptard I know

faptard by APTID July 11, 2006