Squeeks

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a premature pedofile, who resembles an undesirable household rodent, is dirty, likes to utter the word "fuck" frequently, and often will tell others how much pussy he could get to detract from the fact that he is actually into elementary-aged boys

Squeeks seduced little Michael into the forest during recess and unmercifully railed the shit out of his asshole

Squeeks by The Anti-Squeeks February 26, 2008

Squeeks

squeeks is a smart, funny, sweet, caring, evil at times, but most of all she is my child

random: What's a squeeks?

me: What?? No no no it's a she and she is amazing and like probably one of the best and the one and only kid I talk to on a daily basis

Squeeks by RIP Xx August 3, 2021

Related Words

squeek • squeaks • squeesh • squeeker • squeesome • squeeking • squeekity • squeeky • squeeky windshield • squeels

Squeeker

A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.

Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying

Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them

Squeeker by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008

squeesome

1: something worthy of squeeing
2: something very cute and adorable
3: something worthy of fangirl obsession

Basically, anything that makes a teenage girl squee is squeesome!

Alyssa: So then, after he gave me the flowers and chocolate, he played me a song that he wrote for me.
Miranda: Really? Oh my god, that is so squeesome!
-OR-
Alyssa: I love Johnny Depp ..
Miranda: Yeah .. he is so squeesome .. *sigh*

squeesome by rented.emotions February 23, 2008

Squeeky'd

A Term For When Water Has Been Flicked In Another Persons Face Whilst Sleeping

Andrew got Squeeky'd last night by John, He awoke with a wet face

Squeeky'd by Shmalzzz April 5, 2008

Squeeshy

adj. A huggable person, who has a cute, yet pudgy stomach.

Lawrence, you are so squeeshy!

Squeeshy by PiG333 May 17, 2005

Heebity Squeets

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.

Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.

Heebity Squeets by RageKage August 27, 2006

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026