Biologist 

A person that doesn't know what there going to do when they go to college. They also study living things and are horrible at drinking alcohol.

Look at that guy over there he must be a biologist he can't hold down a shot if his life depended on it.

Biologist by Frrank October 23, 2011

Marine Biologist 

A type of biologist vastly superior to land or sky biologists.

MB: your biology sucks, and you smell like fish
SB: screw you dude
MB: Marine biologist, I calls em as I sees them

Marine Biologist by Words-worthy September 9, 2012

Marine biologist 

Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob

“I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish

Marine biologist by Azovbatallionisbasedaf December 12, 2022

marine biologist 

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

marine biologist by Nick February 6, 2005

Thanos Chin Biologist 

A person who has been deemed qualified to identify if an individual has an ugly chin or jawline referred to as a “Thanos chin” in reference to the Marvel Character’s bumpy, deformed chin.

“Yeah he said that she had a Thanos chin. I guess he must be a Thanos Chin Biologist.”

Thanos Chin Biologist by Themamo13 April 24, 2022

Whale Biologist 

Somebody who studies or observes modern day feminists.

I heard Brian recently became a Whale Biologist, we should talk to him.

Whale Biologist by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017

Marine Biologist 

The normal looking guy who is going after the drunk fat chick.

Hey Chad, look at the whale over there?
Looks like a marine biologist is already studying her.

Marine Biologist by thewoodster June 29, 2014