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classification 

An animal that is dumb
Reese your a classification

Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification 

Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification is a more nuanced and modern way of classifying a person's self-identified sexual attraction. It has two facets:

Assigned-Sex Attraction
Assigned-Expression Attraction

So for example, people we consider having a typical hetero-attraction would have a) opposite assigned-sex attraction , and b) opposite assigned-expression attraction.

For example, the typical man is attracted sexually to biological women, and feminine gender expression.
My sociology report included a section about Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification and how human sexuality is nuanced.

Clamification 

Clamification- the process in which your hands get all clammy from sweat.
Trin- Hey caitlin, how are you?
Caitlin - not great ive been going through a lot of clamification recently
Trin- oh no liam relates.
Clamification by TRIN QUOTES September 9, 2018

Clarification 

Evidence.. kinda like to make sure
Mary-“What’s your pw” John-“why” Mary- “so I can know if your cheating on me or not” to make sure he’s not cheating with clarification
Clarification by Thatgirlbadd March 3, 2018

Clapification 

Process of clapping cheeks
Arbaz just experienced Clapification
Clapification by Clapper56 April 17, 2017

Beating Clarification

When you jerk off and throw your cum in an uinsuspecting blind girl's face.
Guy 1: I want to the school for the blind and performed a beating clarification numerous times.

Guy 2: Let there be light!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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