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fartologist 

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.
fartologist by Marc April 25, 2005

Furboligist 

A furboligist is someone who studies furbies. Furbies are actually very interesting.
My name is Jimbobjeff, and I am a furboligist.
Furboligist by The_DarkBean May 10, 2021

farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !
1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve

Fattologist 

or Fattologista (f). A person who studies fat bodies (or things) as well as related sociological and cultural phenomena. n.b. The term should be pronounced in italian, particularly the "fatto" part of the word.
As a young girl with hypothyroidism and lifelong fat-experience made her a fattologista by default.
Fattologist by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021

fagtologist 

a slick name for a faggot; a man who takes sexual interest in another man; a buttbuddy
"He was a fagtologist because he majored in Butt Piracy and likes it up the butt"
fagtologist by luckytoe April 15, 2009

Factoligist 

someone who doesn't use opinions or rumors to support their debate or reasoning instead they can reference facts and truths to prove themselves the victor in any argument
There is no way to show how james is wrong he's a factoligist. besides he will just show a page in a book to prove how wrong you are.
Factoligist by W@rR10rP03t July 6, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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