fartcork 

(noun) - a large volume of flatulence that once released (accompanied by tear-causing, noxious fumes sure to make anyone gag,) heralds at best. the arrival of a ginormous baby arm of a turd or at worst, the hot liquid death of explosive, sphincter-burning diarrhea. This poop-blocking fart must be held in at the expense of painful, stabbing bowel cramps lest the horrors of this diseased colon be unleashed upon the world. Elderly European women make the sign of the cross when such a foul harbinger of doom is heard or smelled, milk will spoil, small children and those of weak constitutions will cry and the lids of indoor mausoleums and sarcophogi will crack open, spilling the corpses interred within. It's bad. Real bad. When the Great Seal of the corkfart is broken, hell will reign upon the Earth.

"Sweet Baby Jesus, what IS that smell? Hast thou released.. the fartcork? Lord in Heaven deliver us from.. gAk! CAN'T.. breathe..!"

fartcork by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

Fartcore 

Fartcore is not to be confused with Deathfart. Fartcore still retains the underlying melody of flatulence. There's more oxygen and hydrogen. Deathfart is all about the rhythm of sulphur.

Gustav switched from a life of Taco Libre and Deathfart to Sibylla and Fartcore, and we are all breathing easier.

Fartcore by Tia Mat November 2, 2015

Fartcore 

A type of metal (music) completely comprised of farts. Normally includes brutal fart breakdowns and insane fart shredding. Vocals normally include low fart growls.

"DUDE...YOU HAVE GOT TO HEAR THIS FART BREAKDOWN...ITS THE MOST BRUTAL FARTCORE IVE EVER HEARD"

Fartcore by ddeathhhhd October 28, 2009

fartwork 

1. Busy work that does not accomplish anything.

2. Artwork that looks like the artist has no more talent than an infant.

"Our teacher assigns fartwork to keep us quiet during class."

"Dude! Monet's paintings ROCK. But that new guy's fartwork is just annoying."

fartwork by Ace Remingtom March 17, 2008

Fartcorn 

Cheap, store brand microwave popcorn that, when you pop it, smells as if someone passed gas into the bag before it was sealed. It usually tastes like packing peanuts, too.

Little Jimmy: "Hey, mom! Did you just pop some fartcorn?"

Mom: "Must have. My bad. It was on sale."

Little Jimmy: "Well, I ain't eatin' that shit."

Fartcorn by OrangeElixir August 4, 2013

fartcorn 

Popcorn that is made for the primary purpose of diguising fart odors. Note that fartcorn has the smell of normal popcorn until it mixes with fecal gases, often resulting in a slightly burnt/sour odor.

Officeperson 1: "Gross! Do you smell that?"
Officeperson 2: "Yeah, Bryan made some fartcorn to cover up his wicked gas."
Officeperson 1: "Well at least he is trying. Last week he gave 2 rows of the cube farm a major crop dusting."

fartcorn by Rob Whitson April 3, 2008

Fartcock 

It is when a woman fart on a man's penis and then proceeds to give him a handjob

I got a fartcock last night bitch ass bitch

Fartcock by Bitch ass cookies December 6, 2021