OrangeElixir's definitions

Fartcorn

Cheap, store brand microwave popcorn that, when you pop it, smells as if someone passed gas into the bag before it was sealed. It usually tastes like packing peanuts, too.

Little Jimmy: "Hey, mom! Did you just pop some fartcorn?"

Mom: "Must have. My bad. It was on sale."

Little Jimmy: "Well, I ain't eatin' that shit."

by OrangeElixir August 4, 2013

Flounder

A turd that is quite flat. It can be long or short, but with very little girth.

Don: Who left the flounder swimming around in the bowl?

Dan: I did. I tried to flush it, but it swam back up.

by OrangeElixir September 6, 2013