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fartcockle 

When a male has ejaculated into a partner's asshole he lays down and their partner farts the cum out of their ass and into the man's mouth. This can also be done to another partner, not necessarily the man who provided the semen. This is the case with 3'some's and orgies,etc... ; see cockle for reference
Marty's breath smelled like buffalo wings after 'Tasha gave him a fartcockle.
fartcockle by Felix Pundi January 2, 2009
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Fartcicle 

Noun
1) A fart that has turned to ice.

2) Solid methane.
It was so cold I shat out a fartcicle.

Fartsickle 

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.
Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?
Fartsickle by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

fartlocker 

1. Rear-end, tuchus, rump, ass (especially of a woman).
fartlocker by Miles January 19, 2005

fartcolepsy

When one's farts expel from one's body in such a rhythm that it serenades one into a deep slumber.
My friend who has fartcolepsy cannot drive a vehicle after eating Taco Bell.
fartcolepsy by FamousAnus February 14, 2009

the fartlocker

any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.
"Yo Tom if you keep cutting the cheese over there man you'll be making a trip to the fartlocker."
the fartlocker by sphillips609 March 8, 2010

Fartnocker 

Someone who jams farts back up into the ass with your finger, clogging it.
Fartnocker by STEPHEN DOUGLAS March 24, 2003
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